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Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

  1. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    why can't i just say::


    mmmmmmm...boobs.....mmmmmmmm...

    (thats my 14 year old 2 cents....)
     
  2. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Poetic praising
    of breasts legitimizes
    immaturity


    -monkey
     
  3. z4114

    z4114 FACE!

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    For males of fourteen,
    when girls boobs are just starting,
    any set will do.


    Note: This is to reflect the thinking of a 14 year old male, not advocating macking on younglings.
     
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  4. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    For males of old age,
    when winter yields scarce blossoms
    any set will do.
     
  5. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Much prefer the kind
    You can hang your coat upon
    Due to cold weather
     
  6. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Grandmas at her feet
    Love her all the same, However
    don't think about it


    "Give Grandma a hug 'n kiss deary..." It makes me laugh now but I used to run as a kid.
     
  7. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    ROFL :D - disgusting but oh so horribly true.
     
  8. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    The bounciest spheres, too
    must answers gravity's call
    and fall down to earth

    Like blossoms weighed down
    by the rains of life, sadly
    I watch them droop
     
  9. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    A quad together,
    She doesn't seem to care,
    The farmer pulling

    Gently squeezing them,
    Music playing in the air,
    Her milk is flowing


    Cow Haikus ***
     
  10. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    only to be perked up
    to previous glory sadly
    its all silicone lies


    being dyslecipacaterfied I have real problems working out sylables.... and spelling the word sylables (i think) so if thats completely wrong, feel free to abuse my dishability.

    (ps@anyone who thinks dyslexia is an excuse: i was dyslexic before it became popular and genuinely do have speeling diffculties amoung other things to do with words so go screw yourself)
     
  11. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    That's an excellent follow up, but the syllables are a little bit out (6, 7, 6 instead of 5, 7, 5). Let's see...

    Suddenly perked up
    to previous glory! Sadly
    they're silicone lies
     
  12. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    thankyou! :D
     
  13. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    You're welcome. :D

    You know, I'm so glad you mentioned the cow... :worried:
     
  14. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    I'm sat here thinking
    A little too hard perhaps
    And had to share this

    "I'm sure it's been said
    Somewhere else in these forums
    I just can't be sure"

    That's now off my chest
    I shall continue my quest
    For the perfect set
     
  15. julianmartin

    julianmartin resident cyborg.

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    Do you do it up the batty, Pooflumingo?
     
  16. fev

    fev Industry Fallout

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    Porn entertains fev
    porn has lots of big boobies
    fev could go blind soon
     
  17. r4tch3t

    r4tch3t hmmmm....

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    Big breasts, bigger files
    Soon fev will have to invest,
    In more storage space
     
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  18. fev

    fev Industry Fallout

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    ok i'll clear this up here.... the "F" in Fev is always a large, uppercase letter.
    Fev is acceptable, but not is fEv, fEV, feV, FeV, FEv... etc

    i want a frontpage article about this!
     
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  19. r4tch3t

    r4tch3t hmmmm....

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    Lowercase is fev
    Names have capital letters
    Sorry fev fixed now

    Round and supple breasts
    Small and pert, the ones I like
    But to each thier own
     
  20. fev

    fev Industry Fallout

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    Accept your apology?
    Guess I should, begrudgingly
    Thanks for fixing that
     

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