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LOL Tit-Tech.net welcomes you. (Haikus for the rest of us)

Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

  1. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    DoA X2
    annoys geeky physicists
    undamped SHOs!
     
  2. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Christmas Breasts: Snuggle!
    Under new jumper they hide
    Bah! Damn you, Granny!


    That's Granny knitted the jumper, not grannys baps :p
     
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  3. Mother-Goose

    Mother-Goose 5 o'clock somewhere

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    :eeek:

    lol swap last line for:

    This I cannot abide? :eyebrow:
     
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  4. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    Damn you Bindi, deleting my posts ain't fair!
     
  5. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    Jiggle, bells, jiggle!
    New meaning of christmas cheer
    by changing the "n".

    :p
     
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  6. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Breast on Christmas day,
    We sink our teeth in to it!
    Turkey tastes so good.


    Dougs: Tough Titty.
     
  7. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    It's called working out!
     
  8. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    It's christmas av time
    would a boob with a santa hat
    be family-friendly?
     
  9. trigger

    trigger Procrastinator

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    One more post for me
    Seven hundred and fifty
    Oh and I like boobs


    :D
     
  10. Bluephoenix

    Bluephoenix Spoon? What spoon?

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    a first timer
    browsing forums in vain
    his eyes fall out


    ^^^^ possible reaction to this thread...

    laughing hysterically was mine.
     
  11. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    What a long time gone
    this excellent thread has been
    yay for thread necro!
     
  12. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    Has nobody seriously considered buying tit-tech.net and compiling all these?

    Could get a random haiku generator on the main page and all sorts :p
     
  13. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    I was considering it, but got stressed out and didn't in the end.
     
  14. oddball walking

    oddball walking ...!

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    We need a Tit-tech t-shirt to go with the bit ones that are in the pipe line.
     
  15. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    Whether games or boobs
    for the young computer geek
    all software is good.
     
  16. cderalow

    cderalow bondage master!

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    happy is me for
    this thread is back from the dead
    boobies are the best


    now since I'm a grammatical dunce, god knows if that's right
     
  17. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    when haiku subject
    be as lovely as boobies
    grammar can go jump
     
  18. Fod

    Fod what is the cheesecake?

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    like winter snowdrops
    exposed from beneath their coverings,
    serendipitous!

    Apologies for the strikethrough, but it needs to be seven syllables... This way it works. Great poem, by the way. :) --Nexxo

    response! oops, apologies, am in 'add as many descriptive words as possible mode' for dissertation. it's due in in.... *counts*... FIFTEEN HOURS. *engages headless chicken mode, closes bit-tech tab*
     
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  19. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    The sight of soft domes!
    While the eyes focus sharply,
    the mind gets fuzzy.
     
  20. CyberSol

    CyberSol 1337 Pants

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    that was great
     

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