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LOL Tit-Tech.net welcomes you. (Haikus for the rest of us)

Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

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  1. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    I just realised this thread is nothing without pictures.
     
    Guest-16, 6 Sep 2006
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  2. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    It's like Pot Noodle. So wrong and yet so right. :D

    Use your imagination. ;)

    Like the ups and downs
    of life, these valleys and hills
    delight and challenge
     
    Nexxo, 6 Sep 2006
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  3. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Like bootlegged beer and
    the sweat on Dolly Parton's
    breasts: It's "Mountain Dew."

    :)

    -monkey
     
    supermonkey, 6 Sep 2006
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  4. whisperwolf

    whisperwolf What's a Dremel?

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    Gentle curves delight
    Pulse races at lacy cage
    Clasp bewilders mind
     
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    whisperwolf, 6 Sep 2006
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  5. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    The excuse of Love
    Tell her she is everything
    The key to release

    Monkey's rocks :D:D

    Nex: Visual Aids to help inspire.

    EDIT: I get Wolfs! Took me a minute. Very clever.
     
    Guest-16, 6 Sep 2006
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  6. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Both Monkey's and Whisperwolfs are pure class. :D :thumb: Come to think of it, so is yours, Bindi.

    Shape and movement beg
    that eponimous question:
    Are they real or fake?
     
    Nexxo, 6 Sep 2006
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  7. cderalow

    cderalow bondage master!

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    anyone else feel we should publish a book of boob poetry?
     
    cderalow, 6 Sep 2006
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  8. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    Definately, a "bit-tech book of breast haiku's", "bit booby book" for short. I'd pay for it :D
     
    specofdust, 6 Sep 2006
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  9. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Tit-tech.net? :p

    OK, that was the worst joke ever, but somebody had to say it...
     
    Nexxo, 6 Sep 2006
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  10. customh

    customh conflagration.

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    i like it nexxo, i also ilike your talking, what are you for a livin?
     
    customh, 6 Sep 2006
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  11. ch424

    ch424 Design Warrior

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    He's a crazy psychiatrist, a bit like Hannibal Lecter: he can persuade anyone that they need to get their tits out / write breast hiakus.

    :worried:
     
    ch424, 6 Sep 2006
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  12. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    Clinical Psychologist != Psychiatrist. The former do neat stuff, the latter give people pills, very generally speaking.
     
    specofdust, 6 Sep 2006
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  13. customh

    customh conflagration.

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    I see. Thanks!
     
    customh, 6 Sep 2006
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  14. Pflumingo

    Pflumingo givem the bird.

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    up, down, up, down, up
    jiggle, wiggle, juggle, stop
    again she climbs stairs.

    deep cleavage inspires
    pull my tongue up off the floor
    so that I don't trip

    check out those fun bags
    big and round and bouncy fun
    wait, that's a FAT DUDE!

    sorry about that last one, had to do it.
     
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  15. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    Bindi, sometimes you have to be thankful for what you haven't got! :eyebrow:
     
    DarkReaper, 6 Sep 2006
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  16. hydro_electric_655

    hydro_electric_655 Dremelly Dude

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    So how did my contradictory quote turn into 2 pages and a half of breast Haikus?

    W/e forgetting the rules of haiku entirely

    Supple breasts soft
    pillows males face

    couldn't help making it a little more dirty.
     
    hydro_electric_655, 6 Sep 2006
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  17. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    We owe cderalow so much... :thumb:
     
    DarkReaper, 6 Sep 2006
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  18. thecrownles

    thecrownles What's a Relix?

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    Shakira moves smooth
    Those hips don't lie, but her breasts
    are stuck to my eyes.

    SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!!!!
     
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    thecrownles, 7 Sep 2006
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  19. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    This thread is nothing but awesome. voted 5
     
    RTT, 7 Sep 2006
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  20. Rd52

    Rd52 Minimodder

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    all i can say some real great poetry its awe-inspiring :D.
    [​IMG]
    there you go bindi a picture
     
    Rd52, 7 Sep 2006
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