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Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

  1. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Beautiful on girls,
    but revolting on fat men.
    All is relative.
     
  2. CarlT2001

    CarlT2001 New Member

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    delightful boobies
    put them on my face please babe
    oops i made a mess
     
  3. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    thats just wrong....
     
  4. Stwongbad

    Stwongbad New Member

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    And this entire thread isnt?
     
  5. Agent_M

    Agent_M Member

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    im sure there are haiku comps out there we could enter with these :D
     
  6. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Thief! :p
     
  7. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    The Grand Tetons are
    nice, but happiness is found
    'neath in the valley.


    I may have just stepped over the line.

    -monkey
     
  8. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    there was a line?
     
  9. whisperwolf

    whisperwolf New Member

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    no the line was crossed way back, i believe the line is now a dot

    Sweet curves are great both
    front and back, fingers roam free
    pleasurable act
     
  10. RotoSequence

    RotoSequence Lazy Lurker

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    perverts we may be
    oh but how these bit-techies
    love to fantasize


    :worried:
     
  11. Ligoman17

    Ligoman17 New Member

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    More than a handfull
    Is a waste if you ask me.
    Still, nice to look at...


    And one more

    I wasn't staring
    No, I was reading her shirt
    I'm such a liar
     
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  12. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    :hehe: Two great additions there Yellowsnow, and so very true.
     
  13. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Nice. :D
     
  14. Ligoman17

    Ligoman17 New Member

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    If I had one wish
    I'd become Heidi Klum's bra
    Yup, definately
     
  15. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Those who search the net
    For Zero One breasts, reach out
    Oh, noes, just 2-D


    I think the first line is 5. Digital is 3 which consumes a lot, so I replaced it with binary instead.

    OT Irony:
    If I had one wish
    I'd be Lindsay Lohans pants
    Left behind in draws

    For those who dont know, this high class lady was photo'd with no pants on showing her whoo-har last week. I felt a topical hikau.
     
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  16. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    No, with "digital" it works out at seven syllables also:

    Those who search the net
    for digital breasts, reach out
    Oh, noes, just 2-D


    And Lindsey was most likely just wearing a G-string. Sorry to disappoint. :p
     
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  17. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Nope, she was clearly not wearing anything. She's kissing with both sets of lips.

    I tried digital but was always getting 8 before! Strange.
     
  18. Ligoman17

    Ligoman17 New Member

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    You know what's gross though?
    The first boob you ever touched
    Belonged to your mom
    :naughty:
     
  19. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    The internet's full
    of nice looking boobies, so
    go and fill yer boots
     
  20. Tim S

    Tim S OG

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