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Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

  1. thecrownles

    thecrownles What's a Relix?

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    What a terrible picture
    In front of porta-potties.
    Post Five Hundred Yay!
     
  2. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Roto's seems even more appropriate with the introduction of this thread over in SD. There's something wonderfully poetic about that.

    -monkey
     
  3. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    They should be just for
    decorative purposes
    the hypocrits cry
     
  4. hydro_electric_655

    hydro_electric_655 Dremelly Dude

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    :rolleyes:

    titanic titties
    so sweet supple
    I like dem tings.
     
  5. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    Your syllable count is off, hydro_electric - I count 5-5-4...
     
  6. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Eh? I thought it was 5-7-5 ?

    Massive ones, small ones
    Whatever floats your boat son
    I prefer big ones
     
  7. r4tch3t

    r4tch3t hmmmm....

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    Meh my go

    Up and Down and Up
    Bouncing as she runs right past
    A sports bra she needs
     
  8. Pflumingo

    Pflumingo givem the bird.

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    eighty-five year old
    Grandmothers need new bra size
    forty, extra long

    d-cup fillers wow
    but some silicon is best
    left for computers

    Silicon is good
    Makes computers fast and small
    women more busty

    what would women be
    without bossoms on their chests
    seen as smart thinks me

    smart lass has no chance
    lest her ass be tight and round
    with knockers to boot

    (this is not an editorial based on what I think of women, most of the time, women are smarter than men, but often get overlooked simply because of their physical features. I do not agree with this practice, but it exists none the less)
     
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  9. hydro_electric_655

    hydro_electric_655 Dremelly Dude

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    I said earlier I didn't remember what the sylibual count was. Or how to spell that word.
     
  10. Stuey

    Stuey You will be defenestrated!

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    To refresh your memory.

    I can't help myself;
    Breasts indeed, I do love lots;
    I'm getting married.
    :naughty:
     
  11. hydro_electric_655

    hydro_electric_655 Dremelly Dude

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    Do smileys count for syllabels?
     
  12. Stwongbad

    Stwongbad New Member

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    Had a little typo there
     
  13. thecrownles

    thecrownles What's a Relix?

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    :hehe: :hehe:

    Breasts are very nice
    But need variety too
    The spice of life yes?

    Now you say "I Do"
    "I Do take these lovely breasts
    To be the last breasts

    That I shall ever
    Lay Eyes, Hands, Lips, Fingertips,
    or kisses upon.

    But your eyes now say,
    "Well Hello!" to the chest of
    The lacy bridesmaid.
     
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  14. Stwongbad

    Stwongbad New Member

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    Now THAT! is a poem!
     
  15. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    Learn the difference between silicon and silicone please.

    Now, for my attempt:

    From babies to men
    Both love to worship at the
    Temple of Mammon


    Yeah, rubbish I know.
     
  16. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Easy, Tiger! Comes across a bit harsh for a one letter difference mistake.
     
  17. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    ^^^ Pure class. :D

    No, I like. :thumb:
     
  18. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    Apologies, you're right, it was a little harsh. This is a computer forum though, so we should at least know the difference between rubber and sand :)

    So, a breast-related haiku about the two:

    One makes larger breasts.
    One makes rougher breasts. Which one?
    Each man to their own
     
  19. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Lace cradles warning:
    a man should never touch what
    he cannot handle.
     
  20. Pflumingo

    Pflumingo givem the bird.

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    I type on nipples
    because my computer is
    made of silicone!

    ok?
     

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