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LOL Today I learnt I can move my eyes independently

Discussion in 'General' started by Margo Baggins, 26 Mar 2013.

  1. Margo Baggins

    Margo Baggins I'm good at Soldering Super Moderator

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    So I wear glasses and have done for years and I had my eyes retested the other week and my "weak" eye is now weaker, and I have to get new lenses that have more prism magic in them, but the optician also said that my eyes don't always track the same, and that one tracks fairly independently so I tried to harness this power and now I can do this:



    (don't worry I think my face is fairly hilarious too)
     
  2. asura

    asura jack of all trades

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    Now all you need to do is teach yourself to wiggle your ears, and world domination will be within your grasp!
     
  3. Margo Baggins

    Margo Baggins I'm good at Soldering Super Moderator

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    oh man can you imagine - it is within my grasp. but I have tried that trick before and I don't have any advantages on my side like a weak ear.
     
  4. jinq-sea

    jinq-sea 'write that down in your copy book' Super Moderator

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    I'll teach you how to wiggle your ears if you teach me how to move my eyes independently. Deal?
     
  5. Margo Baggins

    Margo Baggins I'm good at Soldering Super Moderator

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    Skill swap!
     
  6. jinq-sea

    jinq-sea 'write that down in your copy book' Super Moderator

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    For sure. I can't reveal my ear-secrets on the open forum though. That would be dangerous!

    EDIT: Just realised that I can move my silly weak eye independently too. Did you teach me telepathically, Margon?
     
  7. TheStockBroker

    TheStockBroker Well-Known Member

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    I believe this is what apache helicopter pilots are trained to do!
     
  8. jinq-sea

    jinq-sea 'write that down in your copy book' Super Moderator

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    Damn, TSB. My secret is now out!
     
  9. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    when I close my eyes one of them always 'drifts away'. It's annoying and i'm terrified it will be permanent some day LOL
     
  10. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Hah! I can do that and wiggle my ears. Not only that, but I can wiggle each ear independently as well.

    :p
     
  11. frizzeh

    frizzeh New Member

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    I've been able to move my eyes independently for a few years now and I have great eyesight so you don't need weak eyes to do it :p I work in a nursery and it's fun to stand behind someone who is reading to the kids and do it because the children think it's hilarious and when the member of staff turns around I can just act all innocent :D
     

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