LOL Too Random?

Striving for an analogy for my next article:

It's too convoluted. So a virtual cookie to whoever can come up with another on something "that's hard to see".

Naughty ones are encouraged for lols but wont be used.

 

Harder to see than a spine in mister Rimmers x-ray

 

is harder to spot than a weightlifters balls[due to the steroid abuse]

Edited due to clarification from Major on his shrinking ball sacks.

 

Testies.

 

Is harder to spot than George Bush's IQ

 

harder to spot than a pig in egypt

(topical)

 

Is harder to spot than a suicidal Dodo

 

Harder to spot than Twin Towers in New York

...

 

Harder to spot than an intelligent post from Major!

 

Not my fault I don't want to be an e-Einstein.

 

too soon?

 

Harder to spot than an iPod in Steve Ballmer's pocket.

 

Harder to spot than a floppy disk at a Mac convention?

 

Harder to spot than Steve Jobs at a 2009 Keynote address...

Too soon?

 

Harder to spot than...

...a decent car rolling off America's production lines.

...a news story in the Daily Star.

...logic in a Steven Seagal movie.

...dignity in the Big Brother house.

 

Harder to spot than an a black hole in a darkened room

 

Harder to see than Alex Ferguson's jaw not moving.

 

Harder to find then Joes hairbrush?

 

A vegetarian at a vegan convention.