Anyone remember the Top Tips section from Viz comic? Is Viz still going? Do they still have Top Tips? I've been signed up to @VizTopTips for a while, and it usually generates a daily chuckle, but yesterday was a particularly good day. A few of yesterdays favourites: BRIGHTEN up your day by moving at least one of Tony Blair's books to the crime section in your local book shop WILLIAM HAGUE. Shrug off the media witch-hunt by indulging in a couple of pints, but not with Marc Almond WILLIAM OF OCCAM. For a smoother, closer meta-theoretical principle, try adding an extra blade to your razor NUTS magazine - change your name to 'TITS' to avoid confusing your demographic Apologies if they humour doesn't translate well for our non-UK friends.