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Photos Under Your Keyboard's Keys (Warning: Not for the squeamish)

Discussion in 'General' started by TheMusician, 18 Jan 2010.

  1. mrbungle

    mrbungle Undercooked chicken giver

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    crisps and pubes

    awesome.

    mines a little grubby when i look at it, its a old style ibm so keys just pop off just takes about a hour too get them all back on in the right order :p
     
  2. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    If it's a Model M, you sir win.
     
  3. dragontail

    dragontail 5bet Bluffer

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    So much easier to clean too, just wipe it down!
     
  4. Picarro

    Picarro New Member

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    If you look under the keys of your so called "godly" Apple keyboard, there will be **** 'n' grub too. It just won't be in large quantities. And the risk of getting a serious bacterial infection will be larger since the space is smaller, and therefore warmer and darker.
     
  5. Edge102030

    Edge102030 Son, i am disappoint.

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    Typing on almost the exact same thing here :)
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    Epic mirror/photobooth setup cheesecake.
     
  6. hughwi

    hughwi Well-Known Member

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    that sir, is disgusting!
     
  7. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    No bacteria can live in mine! Too many daily applications of Guinness!
     
  8. Picarro

    Picarro New Member

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    I am studying biotechnology in high school, I might ask our teachers whether we can use Guinness as agar. It might work well. If I get it done I'll be sure to post the results here :p
     
  9. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Don't tell the Harp people if it works! Keep making the beverages.
     
  10. chocolateraisins

    chocolateraisins :D

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    I don't think the bacteria will like the alcohol in the guiness.

    But if you do it, remember to mix with some agarose so it can set into a jelly!! Also streak carefully and well!
     
  11. bigsharn

    bigsharn Officially demotivated

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    Guinness is actually sex in a pint glass

    Guinness with blackcurrant given to the right girl guarantees sex without the pint glass


    EDIT: Sorry to kill the dream, but I tried making Guinness jelly and it doesn't set properly :(
     
  12. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    How do you make Guinness jelly. Mine just goes from glass to stomach. Am I missing a step?
     
  13. Andersen

    Andersen Brain for hire

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  14. bigsharn

    bigsharn Officially demotivated

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    John, here's my recipe...

    *, You add blackcurrant jelly solution to a bowl already filled with Guinness, *, put on a dish, put the bowl in the fridge, drink the Guinness that spilt out onto the dish, and don't eat it until it's been in there for a few days*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*...

    *, Take it out and it should have set properly... then enjoy it

    Note, at every '*', have another Guinness

    ...*
     
  15. Andersen

    Andersen Brain for hire

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    Until over 9000?
     
  16. Zurechial

    Zurechial Elitist

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    Anyone else finding those mac keyboards even more disgusting than the OP's?
    I know I am.

    Horrible things to type on.

    Each to their own and all that, but I'd rather clean 'hand salsa' out of my Saitek keyboard than type on keys with barely any travel and atypical sizing/layout.
    I'm not as vehemently anti-mac as many others on this forum, but I really can't stand their mice or keyboards.

    The mac keyboards with the clear shell and huge spacing between the keys and the plastic surface (ie; the conceptual opposite of the ones posted earlier in the thread) are by far the most disgusting-looking keyboards once they've seen some use in a school or university, though.

    The worst of both worlds! :p
     
  17. docodine

    docodine killed a guy once

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    Oh god, I need to snap some pics of the ones in my high school's library.. Enough hair to make a wig, enough crumbs to feed a hungry family, etc.
     
  18. null_x86

    null_x86 Thread Closer

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    Exactly...

    And how do I get under my keys??? Hmm? I'm not going to completely take it apart just to look under the keys. Besides, the little amount that gets under there it far less then that of what is under a conventional keyboard. Seriously, if I eat chips at m desk with both keyboards, I can ake the apple keyboard, blow it off and wipe it off with a rage or wipe or something and its clean, the other keyboard (take my G11 for example) would require a can of air, a couple of bleach wipes and all the keys being popped off.

    lol
     
  19. MarkW7

    MarkW7 Total Noob

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    :eek: That's one hell of muck.
     
  20. Sleepstreamer

    Sleepstreamer I modded christmas!

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    This is why I've never opened mine up.
     

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