Get drunk enough so that lectures the next day are a blur, because you're still drunk. Get a tattoo or some piercings?
Post a picture of yourself nude on the net? (For the love of God and all that is holy PLEASE dont do this) Splurge on pr0n magazines to keep yourself entertained whilst there? Buy a new computer? Buy new computer parts? The list is endless
do some work I wish I went to uni now, infact I wish I had even bothered to turn up to exams at school
Steal some roadside furniture. Drink Do copious amounts of Class As Likewise Class Bs Ditto Class Cs ...and a bottle of tixylix. Have sex with random people. Fail your final year. Phone home in tears asking for £20. Reach puberty. Lose all respect for your own personal hygiene. Eat leftover takeaway. Become disillusioned with the world. Turn socialist. Vote Tory. Realise you wasted the last 3 years of your life. *n
i found this list of things that change when you leave university : THINGS THAT CHANGE WHEN YOU LEAVE UNIVERSITY: 1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep 2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital. 6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house. 7. You hear your favourite song in the lift at work. 8. Informative TV does not include Richard and Judy. 9. The bank manager doesn't write threatening letters any more. 10. You carry an umbrella. 11. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic. 12. You don't go to Tesco with all your friends. 13. You have standing orders and direct debit 14. The heating works in your house. 15. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up. 16. You pay the government thousands of pounds every year. 17. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20. 18. Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'. 19. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 20. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
yes! tixylix and vodka shooters likewise, a cocktail of night nurse, day nurse and vodka does the trick my first year of uni was a bit of a farce, because i decided to change courses quite early on in the year, but had to wait till the next year to get onto the other, so i had an entire year in halls of no lectures, no exams and doing whatever the hell i want if there is a lake at your uni, swim across it, in your boxers, drunk, in january also, provided theres a lake, catch a duck sleep for an entire day without waking (not even for a few secs and going back to bed) on at least on occasion, at a bar, go up to the bar and buy at least 50 drinks in the one go have beer for breakfast (frequently) have a kebab for breakfast, the largest availible red bull and absinthe shooters, many dress up in drag, in public, make sure you have tights strawpedo a bottle of lambrini, the big one get arrested (or cautioned will do) by the police for drunk and disorderly at least once speaking from personal experience, i can say that no degree is complete without that lot, for starters
Yeah student life is cool... just yesterday we had a freshman party... mwuahaha... lot's of drunk, naiv chicks... one drunk Fred and shaggin all night long... I love uni... **** girlfriends - who need's one ? Cheers
i thought the point of uni was to study and get a qualification! Ok and to have a good time too Im at uni and i have a boyfriend and it doesnt ruin university life for me . In my opinion if you think one night stands are what uni life is all about then you lead a sad life.
