Hello, long time no see and all that jazz! Anyhoo, tomorrow it's our student unions end of term party, 18 hrs of drinking and generally a messy one. I'm bar staff and we get to cut up and scrawl on our bar shirts for the occasion, but i'm stumped for something to write on the back of mine. I'm wanting something festive yet vulgar. Not too vulgar tho, just a slight hint of filth (so no swearies if possible). EG: 'Stuff my turkey', 'I trimmed my tree just for you', 'Santa comes UP my chimney' etc etc. Any suggestions welcome!
Hmmmm... how about "I put ruffies in your drink!" and then just wear a Santa hat. Probably one of the most disturbing things you could see on a bartenders shirt.
A selection that The Todd might come up with: You can mince my pies any time! Can I stuff your turkey? This might be Christmas, but my icing is fresh! Christmas Lawsuit high five! Who's with me!