News Uwe Boll announces new videogame

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by CardJoe, 18 Sep 2008.

Page 1 of 2
  1. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

    Joined:
    3 Apr 2007
    Posts:
    11,346
    Likes Received:
    315
    CardJoe, 18 Sep 2008
    #1
  2. badders

    badders Neuken in de Keuken

    Joined:
    4 Dec 2007
    Posts:
    2,635
    Likes Received:
    72
    I loved the start of the trailer, where "BOLL AG" comes up on the screen.
    It's really difficult not to read "AG" as "OCKS".

    I'm sure this will be fantasic Boll fare, as usual...
     
    badders, 18 Sep 2008
    #2
  3. [USRF]Obiwan

    [USRF]Obiwan What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    9 Apr 2003
    Posts:
    1,721
    Likes Received:
    5
    Looks like the cry engine...

    Finally Uwe realizes he is not made for movie making. after 300000 people said he needs to stop. Maybe he is getting wise?

    After the game is released you can wait for the "Stop Uwe Boll f*ck'n up games" petition or a new world wonder happening...
     
    [USRF]Obiwan, 18 Sep 2008
    #3
  4. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

    Joined:
    21 Jan 2003
    Posts:
    23,588
    Likes Received:
    419
    I hope everyone remembers how utterly awful the tunnel fighting in Vietcong was. Unless he's managed to weave something special into this, I think we're in for another good chuckle. :D
     
    Krikkit, 18 Sep 2008
    #4
  5. Mentai

    Mentai What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    11 Nov 2007
    Posts:
    758
    Likes Received:
    1
    I like it because of its excellent framerate, can't wait :O
     
    Mentai, 18 Sep 2008
    #5
  6. johnnyboy700

    johnnyboy700 Minimodder

    Joined:
    27 May 2007
    Posts:
    1,554
    Likes Received:
    18
    OMFG, this guy is like a turd that won't flush - no matter how hard you try he just won't go away.
     
    johnnyboy700, 18 Sep 2008
    #6
  7. pimlicosound

    pimlicosound What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    7 Sep 2007
    Posts:
    242
    Likes Received:
    8
    If his films are representative of what he thinks makes games fun, then I'm not hopeful.
     
    pimlicosound, 18 Sep 2008
    #7
  8. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

    Joined:
    10 Jun 2003
    Posts:
    2,218
    Likes Received:
    14
    The tunnel bits look terrible and the fighting in the jungle doesn't look much better. I expect it will be one of those games that most people don't even notice and the only reason people are paying attention is because this terrible terrible director is making it.
     
    TheoGeo, 18 Sep 2008
    #8
  9. Paradigm Shifter

    Paradigm Shifter de nihilo nihil fit

    Joined:
    10 May 2006
    Posts:
    2,306
    Likes Received:
    86
    Who knows, maybe he's so bad at making films because he's actually better suited to making videogames?

    ...

    ...

    ...not terribly likely, but I suppose anything is possible. :hehe:
     
    Paradigm Shifter, 18 Sep 2008
    #9
  10. Yemerich

    Yemerich I can has PERSUADETRON?

    Joined:
    15 Sep 2004
    Posts:
    1,114
    Likes Received:
    36
    As long as he stops killing good games in the big screens, it's ok for me

    By the way hes the only guy able to REALLY finish a game... Everyone else just get to the end of it...
     
    Yemerich, 18 Sep 2008
    #10
  11. UrbanMarine

    UrbanMarine Government Prostitute

    Joined:
    7 Aug 2008
    Posts:
    1,135
    Likes Received:
    19
    The Postal movie was bad but funny.
     
    UrbanMarine, 18 Sep 2008
    #11
  12. mmorgue

    mmorgue What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    16 Feb 2005
    Posts:
    386
    Likes Received:
    0
    Sounds like dark, confined tunnels to traverse up and down with miminal lighting, enemies "jumping" out at you or magically appearing from nowhere behind you.

    Hmm.. sounds *awfully* familiar to another rubbish game I recently played.. :p
     
    mmorgue, 18 Sep 2008
    #12
  13. Paradigm Shifter

    Paradigm Shifter de nihilo nihil fit

    Joined:
    10 May 2006
    Posts:
    2,306
    Likes Received:
    86
    Yes, I reinstalled Doom 3 recently myself. :hehe:
     
    Paradigm Shifter, 18 Sep 2008
    #13
  14. mmorgue

    mmorgue What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    16 Feb 2005
    Posts:
    386
    Likes Received:
    0
    ^^ hehe. That was harsh of me -- it wasnt rubbish. Just too dark for my enjoyment
     
    mmorgue, 18 Sep 2008
    #14
  15. Bauul

    Bauul Sir Bongaminge

    Joined:
    7 Apr 2007
    Posts:
    2,173
    Likes Received:
    38
    Ah D3 wasn't that bad.

    This looks awful though! I wonder if there will be any teens... looking for fun... having a rave.... on an island.... full of zombies.... AWFUL ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!


    I absolutely ADORED the HOTD movie, it was just so, SO crap!
     
    Bauul, 18 Sep 2008
    #15
  16. MrMonroe

    MrMonroe What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    27 Dec 2007
    Posts:
    195
    Likes Received:
    0
    So...

    Where's the rest of the squad?
     
    MrMonroe, 18 Sep 2008
    #16
  17. War-Rasta

    War-Rasta What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    22 May 2002
    Posts:
    398
    Likes Received:
    0
    Nothing to look forward to. Junk as every movie he's made. Awful graphics and the gameplay doesn't look all that good either.
     
    War-Rasta, 18 Sep 2008
    #17
  18. Cupboard

    Cupboard I'm not a modder.

    Joined:
    30 Jan 2007
    Posts:
    2,148
    Likes Received:
    30
    Talk about linear gameplay!

    And the apostrophes are the wrong way up in the trailer. :wallbash:
     
    Cupboard, 18 Sep 2008
    #18
  19. Arkanrais

    Arkanrais What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    14 Jul 2007
    Posts:
    406
    Likes Received:
    5
    ****!
    he failed at taking down the game industry from the outside, now he's trying to take it out from the inside! everyone grab your GFX cards and run for the hills!
     
    Arkanrais, 18 Sep 2008
    #19
  20. HourBeforeDawn

    HourBeforeDawn a.k.a KazeModz

    Joined:
    26 Oct 2006
    Posts:
    2,637
    Likes Received:
    6
    so how many votes is that petition up to?
     
    HourBeforeDawn, 18 Sep 2008
    #20
Page 1 of 2
Tags: Add Tags

Share This Page