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News Uwe Boll: Spielberg is out to get me!

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by CardJoe, 17 Apr 2008.

  1. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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  2. Woodstock

    Woodstock So Say We All

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    you cant blame speilberg for realizing there is a fool out there making crap movies

    edit: only 203396 was expecting a lot more then that
     
  3. steveo_mcg

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  4. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Currently Rebuilding

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    Or maybe you ****ing suck, you turn everything you touch into a ****-*****ing suckfest, and you're ****ing arrogant enough to tell us that we suck cause we won't capitulate to your massive suck. Go **** a ****ing light socket and remove yourself, cause you fail at life.

    Yes, I ****ing hate ****ing Uwe ****ing Boll. *****-*** mother-****ing waste of a human-shaped **** sack.

    Mods, if my self-censored rant offends, do remove. I hate him bunches, but not enough to take a vacation from Bit.
     
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  5. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    his films + friends + lots of beer = win!
     
  6. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    Feel a bit strongly about this, then? :)

    You have to admire the pure unadulterated narcissism in Uwe Boll's delusional thinking though. As if he really was that good that the likes of Stephen Spielberg and Michael Bay would even consider him as possible competition. :hehe:
     
  7. KayinBlack

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    He's got a pair of solid steel ones, I'll say that.

    I didn't hate him so much until he said he was genius, and we were all delusional. I think I know fantasy from reality, and my IQ is more than high enough to recognize genius when I see it. It's the arrogance itself that pisses me off, though. He'd be easier to deal with if he didn't think he was the last bastion of creativity in the universe.
     
  8. Nexxo

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    Nothing has the "It's so bad it's good" charm as Ed Wood's "Plan Nine from Outer Space". Classic. :thumb:
     
  9. KayinBlack

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    Least Ed Wood knew what he was making. Those are kinda fun.
     
  10. steveo_mcg

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    Just had a skim through the wikipedia entry for worst movie's ever, its really funny and this nut has two of them.
     
  11. Multiplectic

    Multiplectic His Stigness

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    I'd rather laugh with a movie that was made for it, instead of laughing at a movie that is so awful you have no other choice but lo laugh. It's either that or suicide.

    I think Uwe Boll should be dropped out of a space shuttle when it's entering the atmosphere.
     
  12. DXR_13KE

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    and have him raining on us? why not shove him off the shuttle when its high up in orbit in such a way that his corpse will eventually make its way to the sun?
     
  13. Herbicide

    Herbicide Lurktacular

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    Nice rant, KB.

    *****-[ass?] is the only one I haven't fully parsed yet.


    The petition is up to 203584 at the time of writing.
     
  14. scarrmrcc

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    he does not deserve to be hurt, in anay way.

    he is not evil, just REALLY bad at making movies, and delusional.

    let him live in his own world, AND STOP BUYING THEM. he will not make any money, and be forced to quit.
     
  15. naokaji

    naokaji whatever

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    Wait a minute... so Spielberg and Bay stole thousands of identities just to sign the stop uwe boll petition because they are scared of him?
    If he allready wants to come up with some conspiracy theory, he should hire someone to come up with one, cause this one is spot on with the quality of his movies.
    Someone should just take that kids tinfoil house (no, hat doesnt suffice in that case) away.
     
  16. iggy

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    he clearly IS evil. anything that inflicts that kind of dross upon the world must be some kind of devilspawn.
     
  17. Faulk_Wulf

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    Maker of horrid movies? Yes.
    Ruining the touchy Videogame-to-Movie genre? Yes.
    The infernal spawn of Satan? Maybe.
    Deserves death. No.

    Though I get most of this is tounge-in-cheek and th point is more 'just stop making films!'.

    (Yes, you could stop buying the movies but at the same time the fact that he's trying and failing is using up movie rights for good quality directors.)

    [Wait............. I just realized-- WHO THE HELL KEEPS SELLING HIM THE RIGHTS TO THEIR GAMES?! How bloody stupid!]
     
  18. Squadexodus

    Squadexodus I got my cookie. What about you?

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    Anyone seen this one?

    203625. DR.Uwe Boll My life is movies,I live for movies, movies is my life and I'll continue to make movies as long as I live. in fact we are now currently filming WORLD OF WARCRAFT with PAMELA ANDERSON! heck! I'll even make a movie about my life and you bet I'll win an oscar for that!
     
  19. Jordan Wise

    Jordan Wise Baby called to see the boss...

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    please, PLEASE keep giveing this guy as much attention as you can, because the numbers keep increasing everytime he opens his mouth
     
  20. mmorgue

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    I think he's a tremendously brilliant director. I can only hope for the Uwe Boll movie adaptation of Tetris....

    <sigh>
     
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