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News Uwe Boll: Spielberg is out to get me!

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by CardJoe, 17 Apr 2008.

  1. Scirocco

    Scirocco Boobs, I have them, you lose.

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    Well, if Spielberg is after this guy, I certainly hope he's a good aim. ;P
     
  2. Yemerich

    Yemerich I can has PERSUADETRON?

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    nah...

    Ithink this is soo funny that i'll sign again and again just to see the guy saying such funny things like this last one!

    Hilarious!
     
  3. 1ad7

    1ad7 New Member

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    Uwe Boll and Michael Moore are making a new movie- Semi retarded filmmaker school for people who want to make films and get really whinny.
     
  4. pendragon

    pendragon I pickle they

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    "jealous internet nerds"?!?! jealous of what!? his crappy films? yea right ... I signed this petition and I'd do it again. Good riddance, Mr Boll
     
  5. VictorianBloke

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    It would clearly have more plot than the rest put together... although i've only seen Bloodrayne and the first ten min of Alone in the Dark. that was enough.
     
  6. HourBeforeDawn

    HourBeforeDawn a.k.a KazeModz

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    lol the guy is in such denial he doesnt realize what shitty work he does, so sad...
     
  7. johnnyboy700

    johnnyboy700 Active Member

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    This guy is simply unbelievable, I think his paranoia is so far out of control its heading for orbit.

    Maybe I'll try registering under thousands of different names and bump up the figures as well! I'm sure that if people as busy as Spielberg and Bay can find the time to set up multiple e-mail accounts and bombard the petition sites then so can I.

    Actually, on reflection this might actually have been funny if it wasn't for the fact that I reckon Boll is deadly serious here, he really believes that SS & MB would actually waste their time on something like this. Oh man, which bloody planet is this clown from - where ever it is can we please send him back there!!
     
  8. Woodstock

    Woodstock So Say We All

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    how about P3W-451
     
  9. Eloquence

    Eloquence The cake is a lie!

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  10. Woodstock

    Woodstock So Say We All

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    204941, surely the united force of sane people on the web can do better then this
     
  11. Breach

    Breach Modding in Exile

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    My head is still swirling around his "Postal will eat Indiana Jones" blasphemy. Uwe's delusions are almost outweighed by his suckage as a director/writer. This guys is even an embarrassment to other card carrying Hollywood hacks...
     
  12. Multiplectic

    Multiplectic His Stigness

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    I didn't know about that. Jeez... The guy is seriously delusional.
    So, OK, don't kill him, but please, oh please, lock him up for life in some asylum in the north pole. Alone.
     
  13. completemadness

    completemadness New Member

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    he seems scared to me

    Even if spielberg signed it 100 times, that's still a fraction of the 1m votes needed - get over yourself uwe
     
  14. Spaceraver

    Spaceraver Ultralurker

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  15. Bungle

    Bungle Rainbow Warrior

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    Not quite sure where all this hatred comes from. I saw Dungeon Siege the other day and ok it's not gonna win any awards but it's not a bad movie. There are plenty of worse films out there. I think you guys are blowing this all out of proportion.
     
  16. MiNiMaL_FuSS

    MiNiMaL_FuSS ƬӇЄƦЄ ƁЄ ƇƠƜƧ ӇЄƦЄ.

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    up 2,000 since first post, now '205673' so it's rising steadily.
     
  17. alextwo

    alextwo <a href="http://forums.bit-tech.net/showpost.php?p

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  18. Squadexodus

    Squadexodus I got my cookie. What about you?

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    IMDB says he got far cry too. When will the madness end...
     
  19. [USRF]Obiwan

    [USRF]Obiwan New Member

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    I have a dream...

    I have a dream that in the not so near future all the movie theaters are empty. Thats right. They all are empty. No living sole is sitting in the seat. I have a dream that all of the theaters are empty, not because there are no people, not because the prices are high tas the angels in the sky, not because there are no movies to be shown, not because there are no scripts anymore.

    I need to tell you why the theaters are empty, I feel the urge to tell you why the theaters are empty, I feel the shiver in my bones why the theaters are going to be empty. You know why the theaters are empty, We all know why the theaters are empty. I had the bright lighted signal from above. You know what the signal said to me, how it whispered in my ear, how it feed my brain to let all of you people spread the word that no living sole should watch a movie from Uwe Boll anymore.

    Amen....
     
  20. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg New Member

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    Amen, Can we get a hallelujah
     
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