oh it's onnnnnnnnnnnn! Hummm, something from last century that'll kill a man with a helmet... ohhh, a little boy!
every little boys nightmare! Edit: Actually i think this will deal much more effectively with your little boy!
Everyone knows nails guns are the way to removing the jumpy spider... (dam missed the MJackson pictures... although probably would have ended in a forum ban of some sort)
No elecitricity! NO POWA NAIL GUN! (tee hee, an anti electricity website... (its a joke, but oh, the IRONY!) http://us.geocities.com/goldenfire.geo/Amish/amish.html)
i'm pretty sure that that thing need a battery.... and what does a battery need?....... yeeees, thats right, you got it... A slap on the back for that man!