Currently I will be eating a subway footlong steak flatbread. Triplle meat, double bacon, and southwestern chipotle sauce. Screw the veggies gimme the meat! That and a coke.
Ikr? Finished the whole damn thung in 10min. Wanna know the secret to staying a skinny little bass terd? Insanely high metabolism. Honestly my stomach is like uncle gespatcho *puff!* the magic dragon
Rustlers microwave burgers ready in 70 seconds...what?? A burger that takes as long to cook as it takes me to stuff it in my face, hope they have some horse in it or i'm going to complain......mmm horse. The microwave is the one appliance I can't possibly **** up if i'm drunk.