I have been: A sales assistant in a men's outfitter. A Royal Marine. A Joiner. A heating and ventilation installer. A brickie's labourer. A ground worker. A car valet. A delivery driver. A steel erector. A full time pain in the arse which has run through all the above. For the past 5 years zilch following throat cancer and then discovering ageism is alive and well in this country or in Edinburgh anyway. So grumpy and bored old man best describes my current employment.