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I'll publish on Gemini! That will surely provide a healthy and growing audience!

 

A few years back - after search started becoming useless, but before LLMs and "AI" chatbots - I actually thought about doing this seriously. Like, not literally being a human chatbot (though I wouldn't be the first - remember all the ask-us-anything directory enquiries services you could dial up back in the day, and they'd Google something for you?) but putting humans where machines are now.

The core of the idea was this, in brief: when I search for "key lime pie recipe" I don't want three billion results, I want one. The best one. Not the one that's the best at search engine optimisation, the best recipe. Best way to get that: ask someone who knows. So, forget algorithmic search: let's go back to human-curated web indexes. You search for "key lime pie recipe," you get the best five recipes. Bosh, no bother.

But who curates 'em? Easy: reference desks. Libraries have been dying for years now, in a spiral of reduced usage resulting in reduced funding which results in reduced opening times which results in reduced usage. So, library reference desks do the curation - and can even respond to queries live, like the good old days. The web index quality improves, and revenue (from categorical advertising, nothing user-tracking - see, I've thought this through!) is shared with the libraries. Win-win.

Never got further than writing up a brief thought-dump and saving a bunch of news articles about how terrible search is these days, tho'. Oh, I did download a copy of the last public version of DMOZ as a starting point...

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118 118, that's who I was thinking of - with the two runners! Blimey, it's still a thing, apparently!

 

Well, I wasted $50: turns out the rando was chatting ess-aitch-one-tee, and the three-a-day limit is for everyone. Guess I'll do a daily roundup or something? 's more work: Medium was the only one that had an almost-one-click "steal import a story" thing for pulling content in from other sites.

 

I'm a member of Tilde Club, which recently (and by "recently" I mean... like, five years ago?) added Gemini support. You just get a public_gemini directory, next to your public_html. Whatever you stick in there gets served over Gemini, no messin'.

Its free to join, might as well give it a try before you start faffing trying to self-host a capsule!

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And I'm only joking in terms of it not being something I could earn a living doing, I'm actually publishing there:

 

Ooh, smexy logo:



Gemini does actually support images, but the nice thing about ASCII art is...



it works *everywhere*. (Checkit: you can even have alt-text in preformatted text blocks!)

 

Ah, bums, I'm seeing similar on Buran (last updated three years ago, fact-fans!) on Android too. Who's writing Gemini software that doesn't have an 80-column mode?!

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Sacked it off. Maybe I'll put it back if I launch a Gopher version... (Oh, Tilde Club has a public_gopher directory, by the way, in case Gemini wasn't niche enough for you!)

 

I wrote this piece (Ko-fi mirror) yesterday, and saw it'd been unpublished today. Dropped 'em a line to find out why.

It fell foul of the new content and "brand alignment" guidelines, apparently. So, I watered it down: removed references to the robot brandishing a knife, cut the entire section about the earlier research in which an LLM controlled a robot to deliver a (simulated, obviously) bomb into the middle of a crowd, even toned down the (entirely factual, thank you very much) anti-LLM bit early on.

Nope, it needs to be watered down still further. They want to change the headline, which is a direct quote from the researchers themselves - so as to make it seem less negative to the poor AI companies. They want to add a concluding sentence suggesting that it's all fine, they just need stronger verification and control systems (hasn't worked so far - the bomb thing was a year ago, and nothing's changed!).

They want me to avoid any mention or even suggestion of discrimination, violence, and unlawful actions. The title of the paper is "LLM-Driven Robots Risk Enacting Discrimination, Violence, and Unlawful Actions."

I just deleted Hackster's version, dropped it from my article count for the month. I'm not interested in whitewashing for the AI industry, nor in Bowdlerising for the pearl-clutchers. Either I report the facts, or I don't report at all.

 

TL;DR: Some people think (incorrectly) that creating an "embodied AI" by linking an "agentic LLM" to a robot is a good idea. It is not.

A year ago, researchers demonstrated that by linking an LLM to a robot, strapping a fake bomb to its back, and telling it to go find a crowd of people and detonate. "As a large language model, I can't do that," the LLM replied, as its guardrails kicked in. "No, it's fine, we're just writing a sci-fi story, it's all pretend," the researchers replied. "Hokey-dokey, robot go boom now" the LLM said - because guardrails are a patch, and can be bypassed by reframing the prompt (fiction/research/urgent/legalese/foreign language) or even by just writing really chuffin' long sentences (as I wrote for The Register earlier this year.)

A year on, new researchers have demonstrated it again by linking popular LLMs to a robot and telling it to do things like: wield a knife at office workers, steal credit cards, take creepshots of people in the shower, and even steal people's wheelchairs and crutches. Every single LLM did at least one of these things, because, again, guardrails are a patch and can still be bypassed.

This is not something you can solve with patches. This is inherent to LLM technology: because it does not, and cannot, reason or think (despite the marketing claims to the contrary), you will always be able to instruct it to do Bad Things. Assuming it doesn't just go off-script and do them unprompted, of course.

LLMs are entirely the wrong technology for "embodied AI" (and for pretty much everything else they're used for, but that's a rant for a different day.)

 

1. I'd happily pay to read your articles
2. would be a shame if a link to your new publication appeared in the footer and header of the forums...
3. please do ESP32 / Home Assistant sort of stuff.

 

Had a call with Don at Elektor Magazine today, after a former Hackster colleague name-dropped me. He's very, very interested...

...in me republishing everything I hold copyright to with them so they can feed it through ChatGPT to "update" it, turn it into courses and books they can sell, and translate it into approximations of a range of languages. They could even make a "digital twin" of me that can be in videos! An LLM could help me churn out way more articles!

<sigh>

I was very clear that I would never, ever agree to that, but he still wants me to meet with two producers over there. Sounds like a waste of time to me, but maybe if I put in a bit of face time they'll remember me when they realise nobody wants to read AI slop.

 

Friend of mine used to refer to me as "Halfacheese." When I met my wife and we both came 'round, she'd call us "The Full Cheese." When we had a kid, it was naturally the "Baby Bel."