What would u want to have written on your obituary?

Hey ppl,

What would you the afterspam of human society to read on your headpiece in say 100 years time?

Ill let you know mine in a couple of hours!

 

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sense of humour

 

Here lies sam ellis

gone but nver forgotten

RIP


ive already told all my family that on the way to the church/cremetorium that every car must have its windows down & the system up (heck i want a portable sterio put on my coffin belting out on the way) & afterwards in the car park, teh 21 subwoofer salute

hey you come into this world with joy & celebration, why not leave it in the same way, death is not to be morned, its a chance to celebrate what that person has done with there life


deep huh

 

"I am permanently out of the office"

 

I'd have "I told them I was ill!"

 

no my gf would have that, using my nick again when she has a perfectly fine one herself

i would have "i came, i saw, i died"

 

I'd love to see an Obituary with a typo

Mine would say 'If this were a zombie movie I'd be gnawing on your ankle by now...'

 

"Paul Stuhlfelder - Died a miserable old ****"



oooorrr -

"Here lies Father/Husband/Uncle etc Paul
Didn't see the cliff
Didn't survive the fall."

For Sam -

"Hee lies unkle Sam
died so young
outlived by gran"

For ::Kna::

"Here lies uncle Chris
Electic Fence =
Don't take a piss"


For K -

"Here lies Unkle K
The bus driver said
ge got in the way."

 

I'll be back

 

" leave me in ****ing peace already"

"worms tickle"

"see you in hell mr gates"

"if you found enough of me to put in a coffin, i didnt die spectacularly enough"

"entombed inside" (stylised like the intel logo)

however, without wanting to put a downer on the thread, i would like something suitably touching. "get off my balls" in realy tiny print is all well and good, but its not the way i would like to be remembered.

 

That would be awesome for Arnie's, with one minor alteration.

I'll be back.. oh, no I won't.

 

i am actually tempted to ahve a typo on my headstone, call it one last laugh

 

"You're Next"

 

"AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH[SIZE=0.5]HHHHHHH"[/SIZE]

"Can Someone Turn A Light On?"

"ToMmEh (oooh, baby) May not reply because he/she appears DEAD"

 

it was meant more as a buddhist joke

 

If we're being geeky:

[2070] *** Kna was kicked by God (One burger too many)

(I'm not religious, it just fitted better)

 

being serious i want to do something with my life to help others, so after uni i plan on doing a few years work helping british nationals or poorer countries to implement infastructures etc so that they can have a better quality of life like i have been lucky enought to experience as a child.

I really want to leave my mark and be remembered, and do something that will make me proud of myself and anybody who is in my family that has been left behind.

 

"
program Obituary

begin
. bDeath := true;

end.
"


mmmmyes...

 

That's classic

 

as siggy:

"Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"


Learn as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow