Here Lies Robert Bruce He live a good life, thats the truth. Now hes dead and now hes gone He didnt die tight, He died loose.
"Here lies Steven, who died of fatal exposure to life when the protective barrier of common sense failed for the final time."
"dead and loving it" my gf just suggested "'at least i didn't have downs' or 'i won, i got here before you'" "woohoo! i win! one to nothing!" would be good also *n
i want "hey y'all watch this!" on my tombstone. if you don't get it, it comes from the joke: "what's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?" "hey y'all watch this!" heh i told my family that if they have a viewing ina funeral parlor, then i want some pink floyd, aerosmith, ed hot chili peppers, and my other fav bands be pumping through the intercom. none of that sappy elevator music. also want buried in a pine box in my fav pair of jeans and mah fav t-shirt.
"s**t happens" or, possibly more appropriately "I lived, therefore I died" although I'd prolly prefer something slightly less colloquial.... but whatever
"so this is what being a worm is like" "note to self, next time wear brighter clothes" "ah, so thats what happens when you play with n2o and a lighter"