What would u want to have written on your obituary?

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  1. Hiren

    Hiren mind control Moderator

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    Here lies Hiren Bipin Laxman who was............
    born, lived and died.
     
  2. acrimonious

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    I'm dead
    GET OVER IT
     
  3. Digitalblueshift

    Digitalblueshift What's a Dremel?

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    Here Lies Robert Bruce
    He live a good life,
    thats the truth.
    Now hes dead and
    now hes gone
    He didnt die tight,
    He died loose.
     
  4. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    "You are here"
     
  5. stewe151

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    "Here lies Steven, who died of fatal exposure to life when the protective barrier of common sense failed for the final time."
     
  6. delphia

    delphia What's a Dremel?

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    "what are you looking at, huh, take a picture it will last longer!!!"
     
  7. penski

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    "dead and loving it"

    my gf just suggested "'at least i didn't have downs' or 'i won, i got here before you'"

    "woohoo! i win! one to nothing!" would be good also

    *n
     
  8. ToM

    ToM mmmm, blud

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    nice tenatious d quote.

    id do some more but id get banned :worried:
     
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  9. MadSkunkBurner

    MadSkunkBurner What's a Dremel?

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    LoL - nice one!

    Sounds very familiar:D
     
  10. MadSkunkBurner

    MadSkunkBurner What's a Dremel?

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    Here lies an atheist,
    All dressed up and,
    No place to go.
     
  11. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    "Your standing on my tits"
     
  12. penski

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    only one :)

    *n
     
  13. ToM

    ToM mmmm, blud

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    what u on about? :worried:

    "was that it?"
     
  14. Divine Spirit

    Divine Spirit What's a Dremel?

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    "What's that smell?"
     
  15. bloodcar

    bloodcar Minimodder

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    i want
    "hey y'all watch this!" on my tombstone.

    if you don't get it, it comes from the joke:
    "what's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?"
    "hey y'all watch this!"

    heh

    i told my family that if they have a viewing ina funeral parlor, then i want some pink floyd, aerosmith, ed hot chili peppers, and my other fav bands be pumping through the intercom. none of that sappy elevator music. also want buried in a pine box in my fav pair of jeans and mah fav t-shirt.
     
  16. six degrees

    six degrees What's a Dremel?

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    "s**t happens"

    or, possibly more appropriately

    "I lived, therefore I died"

    although I'd prolly prefer something slightly less colloquial.... but whatever :p
     
  17. ToM

    ToM mmmm, blud

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    "so this is what being a worm is like"

    "note to self, next time wear brighter clothes"

    "ah, so thats what happens when you play with n2o and a lighter"
     
  18. penski

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    cogito ergo divus ;)

    i think therefore i'm dead

    /me ****s descartes in the ear

    *n
     

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