i'd get out of it by being A, an overweight, unfit mofo, B a conscientous objector and C in berwick.... *n
that's berwick the most northern town in england hopefull by living here, we'll be forgot about as usual *n [edit] a picture of berwick unfortunately, berwick is never that bright and sunny and i'm SURE that's been photochopped because the river is filthy also what that picture doesn't show is that if you turn around 180 degrees there's housing estates stretching for about 2-3 miles [/edit]
Goddam! Somebody whacked the saturation wwaaaaaayy up on that photochop. On topic, I too wouldn't be press ganged due to ill health. Joining the RAF is actually something I wanted to do as a youngster.
Actually. I will die for my country (did you think i'd die for the UK? hahaha no i'll die for MY country, Jazland)
that's norty, fly big list of reason's i'd be allowed to stay at home: my knees are fooked i'm quite short sighted my joints have a tendancy to dislocate i'm generally unfit i'm bad for morale *n
I wear glasses plus am rather unfit, I doubt I'd make regular infantry or anything (which is a good thing ). I did want to join the RAF a while back actually, but changed my mind. if i drop out of university cos I can't hack doing medicine then I'd sign up though, cos otherwise my prospects would be pretty dodgy unless I persuaded another uni to let me in and do something else. I would probably end up doing some menial job like packing crates of ammo, but if i did join up I would like to be part of military intelligence (fat chance of that huh, but I do know a bit about military matters and equipment, but probably not enough to become 'green slime' @blah: ) But if I had to I would definitely go....but I reckon you'd need something akin WW3 before they brought back conscription as a whole for the entire nation so if there was the need then it would be for some serious ****....
