lol, jethro. that sounds like funny stuff. you should set up like a small webcam or something to record them as they hear it!!
"I'm sorry, due to the amount of bandwidth used and because Monolith is on top secret missions to set fire to Saddam's underpants, Bit-tech has closed down. Goodbye and thanks for your support"
or changing the front page to something like an online..... flower pot store..... errr.... something crazy and mean like that!
too much bandwidth used and it'd be a little bit of a strain on the server... plus they don't email you when you're banned they just change your title and you can't log in.... anyway.. water under the bridge.... the old glue in the pocket trick is good.... so is PVA in the crotch area... it looks like well... you know... ermm... also put one of those long balloons in someone's (a guy obviously) pants... connected to a electronically operated valve and CO2 canister... it's a lot of work but should be fun to see the results....
planning to stretch a condom over a Ford KA, apparently with a kettle its possible heres to finding out!
Oh well, I guess we did this http://forums.bit-tech.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28550 a little early. Iains cake was good too Wanted to use chuka on his puter, but the uni network won't let me d/l... yep NIMDA!
Don't ever suggest that file to anyone else, it is infected with nimda, I'm typing this on my P2 350 as my main rig deletes all traces of it. I'm planning on emailing the webmaster of that site about this.
I agree, I think I'll hide out as well. If anyone offered me something called "quid" I'd probably call the police. Then again, I am from the good old U.S. of A. #1, as some people call it.
Just to let you know, I won the battle over nimda. Took me around 5-6 hours and a bunch of asprin Not your fault, I had neglected to install virus scan, so I was open to anything that came along. //that was kinda offtopic, but oh well I had a collection of prank programs a while back that: a: made the icons fall the the bottom of the screen, and any attempts to put them back failed, as they'd fall again. b. made open windows (browser, e-mail, etc) shake around the screen for a while, then stop, and start again a while later. c. reversed the mouse controls, so that moving the mouse down made it go up, making the bottons switch so that right was left and vice-versa. d. CD rom drives open and close randomly, and emit a rude noise while doing so Needless to say, they were quite fun. You had to Ctl-Alt-Del to get out of them, which was even more fun! I once made a CD for a friend with a auto-loader that copied all files into their startup folder, he figured it out after a while, though (he had previously given me a CD with a autoplay that did all of the above, except copy into startup folder) Ahh, the good old days
you wouldn't happen to be able to give me any of those files or show me where to get some like them whould ya?!?!
Most of them are here, but use at your own risk: http://www.lizardworks.com/pranks.html I googled for the rest, what is realy funny is to make up a fake screenshot of Virus Scan telling you that you have around 20 or so diffrent viruses, and set it as backround, in addition to these programs Oh, I'll leave the CD loader file to your imagination. Loading the files from CD is actualy prety easy (not telling, though)
I have something planned to play a trick on a particular person but obviously I can't post it as it will ruin the joke!!!!
Hm, the old "screenshot of desktop as wallpaper with hidden icons" always works for me May replace someone's Wrigleys Extra thin ice with small strips of blue cellophane *WTF WHY ISNT IT MELTING*
lol good idea some ideas we have had at school is fake eviction notices and about 30 for sale signs which we will put up infront of random houses
always wanted to get a bunch of clean room suites and some biohazard tape and just turn up in a random area with a smoke machine cordon off a huge area and wander round with boxes that go click click click click click click u get the idea then just run away leaving the shops cordoned off or something . . . sadly we could never get the clean room suites
