woo I started the year with a green day track..... this year's already been far better than the whole of the last one
mmm year old toast... aaghghghghgh actually, if I get my jacob's ladder working, that will be my fireworks for the new year
I started with a completely stupid post. FOr some reason I'm far more sober now than I was 5 minutes ago Although Avril Lavigne's scater boi should ring in the new year in styloe!!!
drunk & with the neighbours banging on the door to get you to turn it down have you noticed how my typing is much better when im so drunk i can barely focus (dam you lager pile, its breeding i swear as my alcohol intake is having no efffect on it)
right you asked for it, im gonna throw bottles at you ah bugger there all in the bin covered in whats left of tonights takeout so im not touchign them, give me another 3hrs to build my stockpile of emptys up
ok, there was one actuall misspelling there, now I'm going to go find a post from earlier, when you (presumably) weren't drunk off your *** To be continued...
leave me alone, dont you know its cruel picking on people who cant walk (admittedly its cos im that drunk my legs have stopped working)
ummm since this is basically a post about your post count... and thats it.... i'm gonna lock this spam trap before it gets too out of hand....