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LOL What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

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  1. Fiyero

    Fiyero Vindaloovian

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    Damn, by that seller's logic, get them on ebay for $20m each! You're gonna be loaded! :eyebrow:
     
  2. boiled_elephant

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    Repped, I loathe and laugh at pimped cars.

    Funniest thing I saw in my college days was a guy throwing up in maths. Vomit isn't normally very funny, and everyone's reaction is normally to move away, but this looked so downright bizarre that we all just sat there and stared in awe. The guy must've been eating curry, or something, because it was pure mustard yellow and really thick and creamy. And of course, he tried to hold it in when he realised what was happening - so it just shot through his fingers in little jets. It was like a flurry of little tubgirls going off at once.

    Even he found it pretty funny in retrospect just for how random it was. He wasn't feeling ill or anything - he just randomly exploded mid-equation.
     
  3. Pieface

    Pieface Well-Known Member

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    That's nothing. I was in Florida and had a strawberry Smoothie. Go on Mission Space (A ride that spins you around so fast you feel weightlessness. Got off and threw up, it ended up being the colour red and everybody thought I was throwing up blood.
     
  4. boiled_elephant

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    My inner physicist is raging right now :p
     
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  5. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    I was on a ship going to Lundy Island with my wife, And there was a man and his daughter sitting next to the side, The daughter was throwing up over the side when the wind changed and all the puke came back and hit the dad in the face :lol:
     
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  6. bartiszon

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    I used to work in company which sells cash registers. Once I've installed one of them in a small Miss Sixty or Morgan like retailer. At the end I've asked every employee to think out and provide a personal password which had to be 4 digits number. People start thinking about something convinient, except one very nice blondie girl. In case someone would be faster with the same idea she went straight away: five, ten, fifteen, twenty.
     
  7. C-Sniper

    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    Not THE most hilarious but...The other day I farted in the lift at work, stunk it out real good. Then another work mate went in :D I felt good :)
     
  9. Canon

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    Walking through town with a mate, mate disappeared, manhole. Had to look around for cameras incase I had walked onto the set of a slapstick comedy, anyway, whatever way he braced himself when falling (or however manholes are designed, I wouldn't know) he was able to hoist himself back up. It was just that moment of hilarity turning around and his head being at knee height...

    There was construction work in the area, but no excuse to leave something like that open, wether it be partially or not.
     
  10. nickolay

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    how would they give u change if you bought a gum with that 1 trillion bank note :p
     
  11. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    Not to dampen the fun, but your gum would actually be several billion dollars, if not a trillion. It'd be like paying for a 1 pound pack of gum with a 100 pound note. Nothing TOO crazy.
     
  12. bulldogjeff

    bulldogjeff The modding head is firmly back on.

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    Seen so many funny things in my life, but 1 that springs to mind.1 Christmas about 20 years ago, we all sat down as a family for diner. My dad opened a bottle of champagne and the cork came out at about 100mph , bounced off the ceiling and hit the dog in the back of the head, who then spun round and bit my brother on the arse.
     
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    "TE VOY A COLGAR DEL VENTILADOR!!"

    Thats what my kindergarten teacher said when I was about 4, yet I still remember it perfectly.
    (I'll leave the translation to you, also mind where I live.)
     
  15. Pieface

    Pieface Well-Known Member

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    I am going to hang you by the fan?
     
  16. Psycho

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    Yeah, pretty much that, but those fans that go on the roof. I'm quite lazy with translations...
     
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    You must insert a big cat into the extractor fan.


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  18. Canon

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    Babelfish strikes again?
     
  19. boiled_elephant

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    Babelfish returns I AM GOING TO YOU TO HANG OF THE VENTILATOR :lol:

    edit - a chinese swap turns that into

    I GO TO YOUR DRAFT EQUIPMENT'S HANGING.
     
  20. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    i LOL'd when i saw this:

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