jusy filled a tennis ball with 8.5 boxes of matches, cuttign the heads off em filling it to the top and it didnt work. Yes these were red topped "light anywhere" jobs... threw it, stuffed a sparkler in it and lit that, nothing.. In the end my brother shot it with the air rifle and it went poof and gave off a bit of stinky rubber type smoke... what a waste.. what did i do wrong...?
actuall, a majour prob was probably the fact that the tennis ball has a massive slit in it that i used to fill it and then taped up with gaffa tape.... (it was off a towball) still wouldent go off just by lobbing it..
Matchheads - that's creative. I just buy gun powder from the gun store and put it in tennis balls, ping pong balls, whatever. Very dangerous.
went on hols to tenerife on an 18-30's deal(i know,i know!!) so after a heavy nite on the lash me an my mates go back to our room on the 8th floor(highest was 11) an suddenly we get this idea where we shud throw out all the food we have left over(as our deal was just appartments) we also had the advantage where the swimming pool was directly below us. there we were chucking out onions,carrots,FROZEN chicken and other bits an pieces but the worst came where i needed to go for a poo.well for some stupid reason i went to the shitter with quite a few pieces of a news paper an layed them on the toilet seat an relived myself on the newspaper. its was semi-solid....but still soft, i picked up this newspaper filled with poo an ran out of the door an onto the patio when i hurled this warm poo newspaper combo into the air!! the poo flew everywhere!!!!! an finally decided to land just at the inside edge of the pool where everyone swam during the mornings(me an my m8's never went to the pool). it was the funnyest thing ive ever done....after we picked ourselves off the floor we were back out again on the rave an lash for the night. i woke up early the next morning to go for a ***....to my amusement i saw the cleaning lady moping up my poo from the pool area/path,this obviously put a smile on my face as nobody used the pool for the next few days!! hahahahaha ive got plenty more f*cked up things ive done on me hols but i think that this was the icing on the cake.
hmm i was thinking how come nobody has done anything REALLY bad... then i thought im not gonna post what ive done either lol
well i'v been to jail for drilling someones knee caps, beating them shitless, smashed them up with a hammer, nailed some screws into their back and legs then allowed them to basically slowely bleed to death untill i cut 2 of their fingers off then dumped them in a waste land about 10 miles from where i live. they got to hosipital within 12 hours of my dropping them off.. unfortunatly the hospital could only re attach one of their fingers, they had scars covering their body, and they were wheelchait bound for atlest 5 years, could be their life well i only got done for GBH and was sent to prison for 8 months, they let me off lightly as i was currently sufferning from 'mental oriental' problems... only joking :-]
Drove a vehicle that had no MOT, was not eligible for an MOT, could NEVER be used on the road and would result in a very heavy fine/jail sentance if caught nearly 60 miles in the early hours of the morning whilst under the influence of half a bottle of JD and copious amounts of Class As which had been cooked that evening. Lets just say that I started on a farm in North Northumberland, travelled to scotland and back and was still 'influenced' by the time I arrived. At which point, more 'stuff' had been cooked and we whiled away the rest of the week... Rural areas, farms, car bits, a TIG set and lots of spare metal tubing = fun. Add chemicals and/or alcohol and it becomes dangerously fun *n
Running through various peoples gardens pushed a maths teachers car over (robin reliant) Hacked the school network, was taken out for 2 weeks with a virus and they threatened legal action cut open people tires taken people wheels off and left them there pad locked the school gates together with hefty chain last day of school, got drunk... went and paint balled a tech teacher told the same tech teacher he was a stuck up tw*t and got suspended for it Drove my friends car had licence but no insurance soo many hand break turns i cant remember smashed 2 glass windows egg'd a girl that used to look after me when i was younger put a nail through the drum of the schools pa speaker took an air rifle and shot at passing cars chucked a pint of custard over a police car Asked a police officer if he was gay ordered a couple of phones with 12 months free contract with made up credit card no.s and had them posted to another address prank calling lol chucked milkshake over a passing brand new bmw took a zip drive from school... passed a 17.5v through it.. killed it and took it back taken keyboards and mouses from work stations and hidden them inside speeding - did 160mph in a toyota supra down the A34 moved wheelie bins to the middle of busy roads put the canteen window through with a pool ball hey im a bad lad
Shoting at people in cars with an air rifle is not something to be proud of, its because of people like you we have a nanny state. Conffession of Legal things i've done that are bad: After been banned from making explosives, had our "safe area" dismantled and was banned from using certian chemicals. Decided to make some Acidic Sticky Expanding stuff. Our own little concoction of stuff we thought would go well, in a glass jar, the lid blew off just as planned, coating everything in a fine mist of acid, problem was, the mates house this was at's mum had just put washing up. Turns out this stuff stains demin, and eats through some lighter fabrics :S (hey we were only 11!) When a police offer asked us what we were doing on padington station (we we're performing an analysis of the security of the average bluetooth enabled mobile phone). Demanded our names, and ran some checks on us, we found this officer's address, i think from the electoral role, and as soon as he had finished, questioning us, we started to question him. Never been escorted off a premises that fast. Demonstrated a flaw in a certain UK data center's RFid based security system. Now banned from life from said data cetner. (won't mention which one, but odds are its the london based on your thinking about) demonstrated why they needed to upgrade to "rolling code" swipe cards at a certain univeristy. Which for some reason involved having to leave a bottle of urine (not mine obviously) there, made sense after a few hours of drinking. set off every ultra-sonic alaram within range of my april fools joke that year, then put it in a backpack and walked around Truro (http://www.maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=TR1&spn=0.047546,0.076964&hl=en) not sure if this ones legal, but it sure is priceless, made a small high voltage invertor, hooked it upto metal seat, then grounded metal area around table in DT lab, every time i pushed the button, Jamie couldn't figure out why he had this horrible burning. Very very funny, as he only just made it to the toleit in time before pissing himself. And yes, he did desrve it. Was horiffically drunk, and someone just girl just pissed me off for no apparent reason, within 20 seconds made her cry histerically! (i've no recollection of this, but i do have the ability to sense what upsets people, and use it to my advantage). Same night i also threw up in the urinals, whilst pissing (again no recolectoin). got banned from BT twice!
I think the first "Bad" thing i did was hitting a bird with a rock in UK I felt very upset with it seeing it was struggling .. so i hit it again LOL this was outside a museum and all these people were like"OHH!1! "GASp!!" lmao.. um shot these bunch of annoying kids who live near my place with a bb gun.. slashes tyres of bicyles .. uhhh prank calls the usual things call the police and say yo waddup... punching someones face "accidentally" and beraking their teeth (i was only 10!!!) got a bunch of lighters we didn't need coz we all "supposedly" quit smoking lol about 10 lighters... hid on a hill and threw all 10 of lighters at the road and taxi driver small a small explosion got out had a look and continued lol ringing peoples appartment doorbells ... the usual prank breaking a cranes window in a construction scence nad the next day they brought a new one , broke that too lmao was playing foorball at old school and "aciddentaly" screwd up a goal kick and it curved towards the school hall window .. hmmm climb out of current school and chill in the primary school lmao chill at the top of the building via a special opening which only staff know about i dunno i have been a nice boy most of the time
The sad thing is some of you people are proud enough to post about these almost barbaric/incredibly stupid things you've done, yet still have the audacity to complain about other dregs of society? Look no further than yourselves, kids.
You see that title at the top ? Read it again I never said I was proud of what I did but it's a thread contribution so whatever ... It's not like half of us consistently do these things as we've "grown" out of them...
