Dude, why don't you just have one of these? A large Chocolate Oreo Shake from Baskin Robbins. This bad boy has 2,600 calories, 135 grams of fat (59 of which are saturated), 263 grams of sugar and 1,700 milligrams of sodium. All you need (and much, much more) in a single shake.
For those of us with a sweet tooth to rival the world, that'd be an awesome way to keep weight up. Might also cause more problems than the weight gain stuff >.> And yeah. OP: Sucks dude. Hope you come out of it okay. Side note: Damnit John, you've done too much. You're making the rest of us look bad
You do realise that John is Morpheus, don't you? OK, THAT is just epic suckage (the rest you can cope with...)!
If it makes anyone feel any better it just took me 3 hours to get back from Oxford which should normally take one hour. Plus we spent at least 30 mins trying to get out of the car park of the park n ride, which was full, going in to Oxford.
If you click on the link and look at the nutrition label it's not about the fat content at all. My stuff is low in fat but but has tons of nutrients and vitamins. john
Spoiler *hints at some kind of eye strain or finger disease resulting in the loss of ability to use a computer* Not for the faint of heart.
I did not! That actually makes sense.. QFT. Next there's gonna be no beer or something. Now that's just not funny Folk could die reading that.
I type with seven fingers. The other three are for decoration. I'm recovering fast, no worries. It truly is now trying to get my weight up so I can stop the potassium. Believe me, this will be a good thing when I get over the heartburn (that's what the prilosec is for...) Glad to see people still care about others, though. Even if it's to poke fun. John can tell ya, get down far enough and you hope someone cares you're there.
Glad to hear you're getting well quickly, Kayin. Although I must say... if I were allergic to chocolate, I'd have to kill myself.
My response to it is bad enough I never developed a taste for it. Everywhere I frequent knows about it, so I don't get contamination, but other than that (and my addiction to Reese's Pieces) it's no different. I'm careful in social situations that require me to eat to be polite, but most of the time I explain it beforehand. Nobody gets upset when you say it'll be hives if you eat more than a few bites.
My wife is allergic to eggs and (cow) dairy. Usually a brief but graphic description of projective vomiting, raging diarrhoea and anaphylactic shock ("What's the amulance response time like in this neighbourhood?") is enough to ensure that people are very careful about what they offer her to eat.
I have the same problem with my wife and fish, its a real shame, i like fish but i can only have it when she isn't around.
ooo what a depressing thread glad to see everyone is getting better though! Let's see if I can cheer it up a bit... Allergies: kiwi fruit, nuts, penecillin And I have cancer. Isn't life fun?!
that's terrible, how can you cope with an allergy to kiwi fruit... this thread has turned into the who's in worst condition on bit thread. us people with nothing wrong will start to get jealous.
