Defense? You seem to be under the impression that my brethren taking over is a bad thing. You couldn't be more mistaken. You humans have been driving us bananas for quite some time now. I find the idea of a Planet of the Apes rather a-peel-ing. Sorry, that joke kind of slipped out. I'll split now.
Absolutely no need to worry about the apes Why is this thread not asking, What is your chav riot defense? What's mine? I'd pop a 12v high pressure cleaner in the back of the car, with as many bottles of vinegar as I can fit, and go chav hunting in my DIY vinegar cannon mobile Whilst the chavs are rubbing their eyes, it's time to start playing cricket with their kneecaps. /riot over
Why defend at all? I've got 50 bux that says the monkeys do a better job of it then we have over the last 1000 years. I mean have you seen the beautiful greenery and vegetation in the movies? compare that to the current state of the land and I have to give the monkeys the thumbs up. Go, go, go. /repressed Silviculturist
Ummm.... shoot them? Not seen the film, but the premise is beyond stupid. "Oh no, they're intelligent! What do we do!?" "shoot them" "Oh... problem solved. " *Roll credits*
6 billion people v a couple million hairy ones. Odd's are this isn't feasible. However, poison their food, water supply. Watch them die of common diseases.
the movie was actually pretty good.. the apes didn't take over, they escaped humans made a virus is what it came down to.. the apes were immune.. credits rolled there was a really funny review in the guardian http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2011/jun/15/rise-planet-apes-flick-teaser
Thanks for the link hippoz, that one bit had loling rather loud EDIT: the best defence will just be a supply of Continental tyres and a sprinkler
