Other Where on earth is Unicorn?

He hasn't been on here for well over a week, conspicuous by the fact that he is normally a prolific poster.

 

face down in a ditch somewhere

dead

on holiday

tied up under *insert a mod's name here*'s bed

abducted by aliens

kidnapped by pirates

unable to type

busy



pick one

 

I really really need to speak to him.

 

Let's hope that he's on holiday or busy eh? He's a good man and a valued member of the forum.

 

I hope so, I have some outstanding business with him, hope is he ok.

 

Unicorn wouldn't ditch out on a business deal, I've had many dealings with him before, so don't worry, im sure there is a proper reason behind his absence...

Or maybe im unicorn...

 

At a guess...Candy Mountain?

 

Didn't he say something briefly about "running away with all the l00tz" and "so long suckas"? That was about a week ago, wasn't it?

Probably unrelated

 

Arrested for motoring offences?

 

In my crawl space?

In all seriousness though, hope we see him back soon...

 

That's what I was thinking.

OR, that mystical thing called real life caught up with him...

 

I wondered about the speeding thing too. Real life? What's that then?

 

Give it some time, people have real life to deal with sometimes - and sometimes in a way that makes all net based stuff seem completely irrelevant. If he's not back in a week longweight, drop me a PM please

 

What will you do, call all the local police stations?

We're simply having a little fun while showing we miss him.

 

ive got his phone number, i'll drop him a txt later on

 

Thanks spec, it has been awhile since I last heard from him but I am willing to give him some more time as I genuinely think it is a good reason.

 

Tempted to search out his address, take a ride down there, knock his door and when he answers just say "Sup?" and stare at him....forever

 

KWIK! Evry1 type lik dis wile uv gt da chanse!

Do hope it's nothing serious though.

 

This is the second time I've seen one of these "Where is Unicorn?" threads, and possibly the third or fourth.
He said had been swamped with work in the previous cases and returned eventually without incident; so I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that's the case here too.

Also, I totally advocate abusing the English language to the best (or worst) of your abilities in anticipation of his return just to piss him off.
Leik dis.

 

I don't!