Photos Who is this guy and why is he everyones avatar?

Who is it? Its getting a bit irritating because everyone looks identical. Is he a past member who passed away? A joke? I would just like to know the story behind it.

 

Some say he's the source of all cheesecake on bit-tech and raises pet lolcats for a living.

All we know is that he's called The Relix.

 

You just had to ask didn't you.

You couldn't just leave it alone.

You couldn't just let it pass you had to invoke the Relix and the cheesecake

Remember what ever happens in this thread its all YOUR fault Bituser you have no one to blame but yourself, any mental scaring and/or de-programming you'll need later in life after this thread is all at your own cost.

Oh! and btw the way

'all hail The Relix and the Almighty Cheesecake of Doom'

 

I am starting to wonder what I am stumbled into here. Ok, so far I have worked out that Relix is Belglian. Thats it. Is he an Admin?

 

Relix is the matrix. If the matrix were made of Cheesecake!!

 

The first rule of Relix Club is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT REL....oh no wait, sorry, the first rule is give him cheesecake.

Imagine Jesus if he wasn't the son of God, fapped a lot, ate nothing but cheesecake, and instead of putting people on the path to enlightenment and righteousness he just made them lol.................hard.

Unfortunately one cannot really be told what The Relix is, but one can see it for themselves.

Please consult the Bible here Tome of Enlightenment

 

He is the chosen one.
You need to give him Cheesecake. The more you give, the more green squared/rectangles you get under your pictures.

You do not talk about the chosen one, you don't ask questions about him, you serve him cheesecakes and that is all. And if you do not... he will send you gremlins in your computer... And if you leave the forum.... well.. no one really leaves the forum... they always come back... mmmwAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

You can't escape #91711


You accepted all this in the License Agreement of the forum which you didn't read.

 

He isn't Patrick





or Sparta

 

Ah yes.. Patrick, what a particular stubborn individual from our old island operation. He will be missed.

 

I would like to know how it all got started but if you ask you'll just get quotes from the Matrix, Fight club, Portal, etc.

 

Relix also has a pet owl

 

yeah...you'll never get a straight answer on this. ive seen it asked time and again....im starting to think noone actually knows who he is....

 

The Relix does not exist, he is a figment of many forumites imaginations.

 

^^^ Blasphemy!

Relix cannot be explained. He can only be experienced. Take the blue pill, and you'll leave this thread believing whatever you want to believe. The the red pill, and we'll show you how many layers the cheesecake really has.

 

or ginger

 

I heard Relix ate a live duck once ... everything but the beak and the feet...

 

If I was still a moderator he'd be your avatar as well.

 

be must be the Bit-tech verison of the stig then!

 

Uhm, no. That would be The Stig.

 

I've fixed it!