Who will you vote for at the next election?

He thinks Ethics is a county bordering Thuffolk.

 

So the current Government has a law breaking PM.
They reckon the economy is great when we're the slowest growth in the main OECD economies.
It was supposed to be a high wage economy and yet with record vacancies wages are not keeping up an there is a cost of living crisis.
The great oven ready Brexit deal they came up with they now want to break international law over because it's not so great.
They want to leave ECHR even though it was the UK who came up with it.

I don't think you could mess it up more if you tried.

 

You say messing up, I say creating the conditions for a Russian style Kleptocracy.

 

Well that too, I mean it does very much appear to be the plan.

 

Our alleged government is a kakistocracy.

 

I hear that they're putting a new door in the Ethics Advisor's office:

 

I think it's more

 

Analysis shows what was pretty apparent, whenever there's trouble Johnson tries to distract with a war we're not directly involved in.

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That's not a denial...

 

No10 have told me this thesis is "ludicrous"...

Must be true then.

 

The main choices:

Labour

• There are some policies that would likely leave me worse off financially, and I don't like how much influence the unions have (much like the Conservative Party with big business).

SNP

• Well I don't agree with their fundamental policy of securing a break away from the UK, nor am I impressed with their management of Police, Schooling, or Health

Lib Dems

• What is there to say other than do they even still exist?

The Green Party

• Too single focussed and very much out of their depth.

You might notice I didn't list The Conservative Party, well that's because there is absolutely no way I could ethically vote for this shower of self serving, out of touch, shameless liars led by an utter buffoon. I think anyone voting Conservative in the near future really do need to re-evaluate their own moral compass.

 

The buffoonery is a carefully calculated act and, it clearly worked at the last general election, in it's aim of making Bozo seem like someone who has our best interests at heart.

As I don't believe in capital punishment, I would have him exiled to Tristan Da Cunha. We control it and it's well out of the way!

 

I used to think it was an act... but as time goes on it becomes ever apparent he is every inch the moron he comes across as.

He does benefit from everyone thinking it's an act, and that's he's somehow a genius pretending to be a moron. But like Rees-Mogg it's just a side-effect of the rigid class system which essentially means that you can spout any old bollocks and have people think you're clever as long as you do it with the right accent and wearing the right old school tie.

After all, Boris couldn't possibly be a gibbering imbecile... he went to Eton... and Oxford... right?

 

Nope - corrupt self-serving ******* masquerading as an affable buffoon.

 

That's a really good quality scan of the paper article. I wonder what it would look like on Twitter...

 

I'll take 'what is the "Streisand effect"?' for 400 Alex...

 

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I can't think why Boris might need a 'routine sinus operation'

No, can't think of anything that would necessitate that.

Nothing at all.

 

FFS ... Don't just stand there ! get a ambulance for Henry !!!