Education Why are there so many idiotic England fans?

Here's the solution to the whole Brexit thing...

If Britain leaves the EU then they can't play in international football tournaments. There, sorted

 

Yes you did. Our tattooed ballerinas were impotent, as usual.

 

Apparently the English fans in one corner of the stadium were set upon by Russian thugs. One guy was beaten so badly by 6 Russians that he had a heart attack and is in hospital in a critical condition.

This isn't an England thing it's worldwide. Polish and Russian fans are also notoriously racist and chant at black players and make gorilla sounds.

Talking of which something quite funny happened last night. I was out in the kitchen cooking my Saturday burgers and the Polish people who live below me were out in the garden ( I can see and hear them through my kitchen window). Any way, the Polish people were being really noisy as usual (drunk) but all of a sudden I hear this really loud voice. At first I thought it was the Poles but after a couple of minutes I finally understood what it was.

Every time the Polish people started a conversation in Polish some one was yelling "ENGERLAND !" over them

It was hilarious. The Poles had faces like smacked arses. No idea who it was or where it was coming from but it did make me laugh more than it should have

 

in other news - England smashed the wallabies !! great party afterwards as well - and no fighting

 

Stupid drunken dick heads aside I watched the game last night and we did absolutely nothing wrong.

As soon as Russia scored they lit flares and fireworks and then stormed the English side of the stadium ripping off people's England shirts and generally going berserk.

I've watched several documentaries about Polish and Russian football fans and they're a racist bigoted bunch.

I was actually surprised to see drunken English dick heads out there tbh. We haven't had any of that for years.

 

Well, if this continues then the two teams advancing from the group will be Wales and Slovakia - because players from England and Russia will be already at home, as teams will be kicked out of the championship.