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Wife 1.0

Discussion in 'General' started by Dad, 16 Mar 2004.

  1. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    I didn't find this version of the joke, so here ya'll go!

    :D
     
  2. Murdoc

    Murdoc Gas Mask..ZOMG

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    lol seen it before but still great i have Girlfriend 7.0 :) works great.

    'doc
     
  3. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    I went from Girlfrield 7.0, upgraded to Wife 1.0 and about 7 years later, Wife 1.0 was sold to Child_Support 2.0 to combine with their X-Wife 1.0 line :D
     
  4. Murdoc

    Murdoc Gas Mask..ZOMG

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    do a quick "deltree"!!!

    'doc
     
  5. Hargle

    Hargle What's a Dremel?

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    Hehe.

    I posted this before but it seems relevant: the WIFE API.
     
  6. [DE]FreD_S

    [DE]FreD_S Certified Specialist of Awesomeness

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    So what do we learn ?

    Don't be stupid enough to run Proposal 1.0, Church 2.1 and Marriage 1.0 ...

    Kids x.x is o.k. I suppose, IF you have a flawless version of Girlfriend 7.0 that is ... but in any case if you actually managed to compile love 5.0 you don't have to run the above programms, you'll be happy with gf 7.0 and she'll stay by your side, just like wife 1.0 would, exept she doesn't nececerally take over everything. And should your version of love 5.0 crash someday, you can easily purge gf 7.0 ... :idea:

    Cheers

    Fred
     
  7. Murdoc

    Murdoc Gas Mask..ZOMG

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    Dry kill logic :rock:

    'doc
     
  8. [DE]FreD_S

    [DE]FreD_S Certified Specialist of Awesomeness

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    And exactly what I shouted into my exs face on saturday when she entered MY club while DKL was on ... biatch

    Fred
     
  9. Murdoc

    Murdoc Gas Mask..ZOMG

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    I have never heard DKL playing anywhere ever :S same with most the music i listen to :S no one heard of 8 foot sativa......didn't think so, check em out fred u will prob like.

    'doc
     
  10. [DE]FreD_S

    [DE]FreD_S Certified Specialist of Awesomeness

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    sorry for the OT mods :D

    We have several clubs here in Cologne which play ONLY that kind of music. If y'ever come over send a mail and I'll show ya :rock:

    Cheers

    Fred

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  11. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    BAHAHAHA!!!!
     
  12. Bentos

    Bentos What's a Dremel?

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    im still on Right Hand 1.01
     
  13. Astrum

    Astrum Dare to dream.

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    Class :rock: .
     
  14. Sc0rian

    Sc0rian Here comes the farmer

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    lol wife 1.0 beta o_o
     
  15. daniel_owen_uk

    daniel_owen_uk What's a Dremel?

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    Deltree? I am thinking more FDisk :D
     
  16. [DE]FreD_S

    [DE]FreD_S Certified Specialist of Awesomeness

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    That sucks sooooooo much. I hate it ... I'd much rather have girlfriend 3.0 but she ain't nowhere near ... darn. :miffed:

    Fred
     
  17. Monkeyboy

    Monkeyboy Minimodder

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    Fiance 1.5 for me. Expecting an upgrade next year.
     
  18. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    Nah, Fiance 1.5 is vaporware. You need to get the Engaged Expansion Pack for Girlfriend x.x which when combined with the latest (and pricey) Wedding mobo (which includes the Honeymoon 2.0.xx BIOS) will then form Wife 1.0. Just remember to defrag after converting to Wife 1.0 or else you will run into problems if there are any sectors left which include any of the Girlfriend software previous to the current version you turned into Wife 1.0...
     
  19. Monkeyboy

    Monkeyboy Minimodder

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    If anyone decides to run OneNightStand ver. 0.1, remember to use a firewall and antivirus if applicable.
     
  20. [DE]FreD_S

    [DE]FreD_S Certified Specialist of Awesomeness

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    What the man said - A friend's got a childhood support law suit on him now cause the idiot didn't use something as simple as the above :wallbash: And ever since I worked for Bayer A.G. last year, I know all about all those disgusting things you can get and belive me, you can't see, taste or smell em from the outside ... so be carefull !

    Cheers

    Fred
     

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