Discussion in 'General' started by Dad, 16 Mar 2004.
I didn't find this version of the joke, so here ya'll go!
lol seen it before but still great i have Girlfriend 7.0 works great.
I went from Girlfrield 7.0, upgraded to Wife 1.0 and about 7 years later, Wife 1.0 was sold to Child_Support 2.0 to combine with their X-Wife 1.0 line
do a quick "deltree"!!!
I posted this before but it seems relevant: the WIFE API.
So what do we learn ?
Don't be stupid enough to run Proposal 1.0, Church 2.1 and Marriage 1.0 ...
Kids x.x is o.k. I suppose, IF you have a flawless version of Girlfriend 7.0 that is ... but in any case if you actually managed to compile love 5.0 you don't have to run the above programms, you'll be happy with gf 7.0 and she'll stay by your side, just like wife 1.0 would, exept she doesn't nececerally take over everything. And should your version of love 5.0 crash someday, you can easily purge gf 7.0 ...
Dry kill logic
And exactly what I shouted into my exs face on saturday when she entered MY club while DKL was on ... biatch
I have never heard DKL playing anywhere ever :S same with most the music i listen to :S no one heard of 8 foot sativa......didn't think so, check em out fred u will prob like.
sorry for the OT mods
We have several clubs here in Cologne which play ONLY that kind of music. If y'ever come over send a mail and I'll show ya
END OF OT
im still on Right Hand 1.01
lol wife 1.0 beta o_o
Deltree? I am thinking more FDisk
That sucks sooooooo much. I hate it ... I'd much rather have girlfriend 3.0 but she ain't nowhere near ... darn.
Fiance 1.5 for me. Expecting an upgrade next year.
Nah, Fiance 1.5 is vaporware. You need to get the Engaged Expansion Pack for Girlfriend x.x which when combined with the latest (and pricey) Wedding mobo (which includes the Honeymoon 2.0.xx BIOS) will then form Wife 1.0. Just remember to defrag after converting to Wife 1.0 or else you will run into problems if there are any sectors left which include any of the Girlfriend software previous to the current version you turned into Wife 1.0...
If anyone decides to run OneNightStand ver. 0.1, remember to use a firewall and antivirus if applicable.
What the man said - A friend's got a childhood support law suit on him now cause the idiot didn't use something as simple as the above And ever since I worked for Bayer A.G. last year, I know all about all those disgusting things you can get and belive me, you can't see, taste or smell em from the outside ... so be carefull !
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