I have the worst housemate ever! He eats our food, gets us to make him sandwiches and drinks, wees, poops and pukes expecting us to clean it up. Throws his food about, won't let anyone change the TV channel, leaves his stuff everywhere and expects us to clean it up and worst of all...sits around all day, never tries to get a job and contributes nothing to rent, upkeep or bills. Babies are like the bad indie band friend who comes to crash on your couch for a night and doesn't leave for EIGHTEEN YEARS! Minor 'new dad' freakout.