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Worst movie ever?

Discussion in 'General' started by jhanlon303, 25 Jul 2008.

  1. Bungle

    Bungle Rainbow Warrior

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    Battlefield Earth. Man what a stinker.
    Blair Witch project. (watch the porno version its more entertaining) :)
     
  2. Guest-23315

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    America Pie Presents: Band Camp.

    I'd rather eat piles of toe-nail clippings than watch that pile of sha* again.
     
  3. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Ladyhawke.

    It's got the guy from Blade Runner in it, and it could be promising. Alas, it's utter, total and complete ****.
     
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    atanum141 I fapped to your post!

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    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
     
  5. freedom810

    freedom810 Minimodder

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    I always thought The core was kinda crap.
    And some others i dont remember the name of, i used to watch loads on film4 every evening, i just never remembered the names.
     
  6. LeMaltor

    LeMaltor >^_^

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    Urban Menace, Death of a Dynasty, Rest in Peace Cuervo Jones and the Final Destination Series :s
     
  7. Ramble

    Ramble Ginger Nut

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    It's got Leo McKern in as well.
    He was good as No. 2.
     
  8. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Ah. I thought I was the only one who ever watched "The Bare Wench Project" :rock: It was better than the original.
    John
     
  9. Gooey_GUI

    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    Haven't seen the other two, but I had to watch the first of the FD series with my son and avoided the rest. I'll take your word for it that the ones that followed were at least worse than the first.

    I can't believe it has a 6.7/10 rating

    I should think it was in the 4/10 somewhere. Even though the top 1,000 voters gave it a 5.9/10, 12.2% of them gave it a 1/10
     
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    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    tempted to put 'starwars' just to promote a nerd uprising!

    i dont think iv seen a bad film in a while, iv got an amazing 6th sense to avoid bad films, i can smell them a mile off!
     
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    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    Your sense of smell is heightened because of your small i's (eyes) :rolleyes:
     
  13. vincentnone

    vincentnone enthusiast or fanboy?

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    any movie by uwe boll but specifically, alone in the dark, bloodrayne1&2, house of the dead, and postal, I've unfortunately seen more uwe boll movies than I care to remember and I never looked to see who directed them until recently, and it's not just that his movies are bad takes on games, its that his movies actually suck pretty bad, no ammount of celebrities could make any of his movies worth watching if his quality stays the same as what I've seen.

    and planet 9 was intentionally bad, kind of hard to explain, but the shear degree of how bad it was is what made it good??? I don't get it either but that's why it got a cult following from what I understand

    I can't think of anything to say to not make this sound like a uwe boll rant, there are other movies that I thought were just crap but other people found to be "okay" or even good
    if I think of more I'll post more
     
  14. vincentnone

    vincentnone enthusiast or fanboy?

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    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/

    pretty good rating system to find cheesecake
    they're harsh but it's pretty hard to get a big fat 0
    so if you find a movie with a 0 on it, I would suggest that you run from it like the plague while screaming for your mommy
     
  15. supaste

    supaste What's a Dremel?

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    Solaris hands down is the worst film i have ever seen. For the first quater of the film George Clooney is stood around a blender making dinner or something, then next thing you know he's in space and then the film repeats.
     
  16. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    The Solaris with G.C. is a remake of an original from Russia. It was just as difficult to watch, but I think a lot of the original Russian book didn't get translated to film well.
    John
     
  17. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    I quite enjoyed it. I can see how someone might not, but I thought it was quite clever.
     
  18. Furymouse

    Furymouse Like connect 4 in dagger terms

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    Scorpion King
    And basically anything by Shyamalanadingdong, except unbreakable which was fairly passable.

    As for those movies that are so bad theyre good, I loved attack of the killer tomatoes. It reminded me of the films my friends and I would make when we were younger.
     
  19. Sparrowhawk

    Sparrowhawk Wetsander

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    Torgo, according to Wikipedia was supposed to be a satyr, the costume rigging on his legs making each scene awkward and kinda painful to watch.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"Manos"_The_Hands_of_Fate

    Oh, look what else Wikipedia has...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Films_considered_the_worst_ever
     
  20. mikeuk2004

    mikeuk2004 What you Looking at Fool!

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    My vote is based on DVD's I have bought. The title I regret buying and believe I was conned is.....

    Kat Women

    That film has got to have the worst CGI ever!!!! It was so poor and noticable it was painful to watch. Hail Berrie (However its spelt and what ever her name is) did nothing in that film, I just remeber watching poor CGI everytime it cut to her.

    Im glad I only paid £3 for it because it aint worth more the 20p its that bad.
     
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