No but your sponsored jhiadst will write to you periodically and tell you what a filthy heathen you are about the progress of the holy war.
"Lady pounds on my door, almost demands to pick my pears"... I thought it was going to be an innuendo of some sort. Are you on good terms with your neighbour as you could easily pop round and ask who the lady with the cast on was and either tell everyone what she did or alternatively protect your tree like others have said with land mines/barbed wire/machine gun mounted CCTV heh
How the heck did the thread go from talking about an incondsiderate pear picker to sarcasm about terrorists!
Bearing in mind he hasn't a shred of evidence it was the pot lady. Far more likely she saw the real culprit picking and decided to ask if she could gave some pears, only to get some treehugger and his obnoxious fat kid* telling her to piss off. Spoiler *See, I can jump to conclusions too.
Because it's on bit-tech... People are inconsiderate. Its a fact of life, they're not going to change and so we need to round them all up and beat them with a pole or something
put on a sign stating that the pears are being treated with a chemical compound that causes sterility and the possibility of cancer....
Tell them god created everything in 10'000 years and punch them in the face in the following confusion.
