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LOL Xmas Competition: I wanna tell you a story....... Now increased to £100 prize

Discussion in 'General' started by Teelzebub, 16 Nov 2012.

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So, which is your favourite tale?

Poll closed 18 Dec 2012.
  1. Post # 6 –The psych ward by Spreadie

    2 vote(s)
    4.5%
  2. Post # 14 – What goes in … shouldn’t come out by Throbbi

    3 vote(s)
    6.8%
  3. Post # 24 – Free Willy by Yorkie

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  4. Post # 27 - A not so close shave by Shirty

    19 vote(s)
    43.2%
  5. Post # 28 – Out of the mouths of babes by Yehbaby

    1 vote(s)
    2.3%
  6. Post # 35 – Super glue - not for the faint of arse by bigc90210

    18 vote(s)
    40.9%
  1. Yorkie

    Yorkie Active Member

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    I thought about doing that....:worried:

    no it is a good feeling to be picked (thanks again), I understand it looks as though I come across as ungrateful, I am extremely glad that I got a chance to Win :)
     
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  2. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    Look at Shirty and Bigc - the votes are going mad - it's gunna be a photo finish!



    Note to self for next time: Ar$e stories are the way to go.
     
  3. YEHBABY

    YEHBABY RIP Tel

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    I worry about Bit-Tech's fascination with male ar*es :hehe:
     
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  4. bigc90210

    bigc90210 Teh C

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    actually cannot bear to look XD It would seem unhealthy arse stories are indeed popular around "these parts" hahaha
     
  5. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    OMFG :jawdrop:

    My anus is infamous!
     
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  6. bigc90210

    bigc90210 Teh C

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    [​IMG]

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    gg wp
     
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  7. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    Well played sir, phew

    *wipes sweat from brow*

    I have to say, that was the most nervous I've been in a while, so much so that I caused a massive f*** up at work whilst I was waiting for the seconds to tick by. So my afternoon will revolve around fixing said f*** up and not thinking about hardware, which I not a place I like to be.

    I'll wait for Tel to chip in before I say any more, but I will just say now than you so much for this opportunity. I'm having a rough time of it financially at the moment and this might just be the closest thing to a Christmas present I get this year.
     
  8. Throbbi

    Throbbi New Member

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    'A not so close shave' was a close shave by the end ;)
     
  9. bigc90210

    bigc90210 Teh C

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    i blame Spreadie for not lending me his 2 votes :p
     
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  10. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    Yeah, I'm nasty like that. ;) :hehe:
     
  11. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    You may not have won but I'd sincerely like to thank you for making me cry when I read your story. With laughter that is. :D When I could no longer breath cos I was laughing so much - when the spears entered the picture - they (office folk) wondered wtf I was reading :hehe:

    Congratulations Shirty. Let us know what Christmas present you ended up getting yourself :thumb:
     
  12. bigc90210

    bigc90210 Teh C

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    Theres something about stepping on warhammer models that makes the pain unique, in the same way as standing on an upside down plug. its LIKE standing on lego, but in a whole class of its own in terms of pain. Then theres also the pain that you are crushing £££'sworth of models at the same time
     
  13. YEHBABY

    YEHBABY RIP Tel

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    Congratulations Shirty, mate :thumb:

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9300 using Tapatalk
     
  14. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Just want to say a big thank you to yodasarmpit and Carrie for their help and of course KustomPC's for their donation towards the prize.
    Also thanks to everyone that entered their funny stories [​IMG] It's a shame there can only be one winner, So the winner by just one vote is
    Shirty [​IMG] Oh Shirty a picture of your butt isn't required mate lol :worried:
     
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  15. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    Thanks so much Tel, I'll spare you any posterior photographs but your generosity will be immortalised (at least until well into next year) in my signature.

    Although being the devil you are already technically immortal.

    :)
     
  16. YEHBABY

    YEHBABY RIP Tel

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    Thanks to Tel for his generosity and for enabling the telling of so many funny stories.
     
  17. Yorkie

    Yorkie Active Member

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    Grats to Shirty :D
     
  18. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    Thanks lads, but again, the real thanks need to be directed at Tel.

    Hmmm, what to treat myself to... so hard to decide :D
     
  19. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    Gratz, dude. The prize couldn't have gone to a barer arse. :hehe:

    Props to Tel, Carrie, Yoda and KustomPCs. :D
     
  20. Carrie

    Carrie Well-Known Member

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    So what did you get yourself for Christmas, Shirty?
     
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