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LOL Xmas innuendo

Discussion in 'General' started by Edge102030, 23 Dec 2009.

  1. Edge102030

    Edge102030 Son, i am disappoint.

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    So i thought it would be funny to start a thread with some seasonal phrases thrown out of context :lol:. So i thought i'd start with this one: How would you like father christmas to come down your chimney?

    P.S it probably sounds funnier irl :(
     
    Edge102030, 23 Dec 2009
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  2. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Do you have it (Christmas spirit) inside you?
     
    DXR_13KE, 23 Dec 2009
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  3. Cookie Monster

    Cookie Monster Multimodder

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    When I used to work in hotels over xmas I always made a point of asking the ladies (when serving the turkey),

    "Would you like stuffing?"
     
    Cookie Monster, 23 Dec 2009
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  4. crazyg1zm0

    crazyg1zm0 Minimodder

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    Have you seen my baubles (when decorating the tree)
     
    crazyg1zm0, 23 Dec 2009
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  5. unknowngamer

    unknowngamer here

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    Father Christmas spends all night emptying his sack.

    -Wish I had the same opportunity

    -At least he gets dose it at least once a year
     
    unknowngamer, 23 Dec 2009
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  6. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    Pork, madam? ;)

    Wanna pull a cracker?
     
    MaverickWill, 24 Dec 2009
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  7. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    "Would you like some leg, or some breast?"
     
    Unicorn, 24 Dec 2009
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  8. saspro

    saspro IT monkey

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    "Who's going to help Santa empty his sack?"
     
    saspro, 24 Dec 2009
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  9. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    Well, time to juice up the bird... ;)
     
    MaverickWill, 24 Dec 2009
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  10. saspro

    saspro IT monkey

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    "Who want's stuffing?"

    Edit: Must read all other posts first
     
    saspro, 24 Dec 2009
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  11. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    And a book on apostrophes. :D
     
    MaverickWill, 24 Dec 2009
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  12. saspro

    saspro IT monkey

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    oh no the SPAG police are here.

    Anyone want any nuts?
     
    saspro, 24 Dec 2009
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  13. quietguy

    quietguy D'orc

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    Candy little girl?
     
    quietguy, 24 Dec 2009
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  14. MaverickWill

    MaverickWill Dirty CPC Mackem

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    Where's the : pedobear: smilie?
     
    MaverickWill, 24 Dec 2009
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  15. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    Neverland.... Still in mourning
     
    Lorquis, 24 Dec 2009
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  16. The_Beast

    The_Beast I like wood ಠ_ಠ

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    nice balls (Christmas tree)
     
    The_Beast, 24 Dec 2009
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