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Education Yoghurt advice

Discussion in 'General' started by Porkins' Wingman, 26 Oct 2011.

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  1. alpaca

    alpaca llama eats dremel

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    the famous generosity of the bit-tech community!
     
  2. Journeyer

    Journeyer Minimodder

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    We can turn it into a community get together where we all bring our yoghurt of choice to help applying an even coating on the chair. Let's call it the Bit-Tech Yogh-O-Thon. It is modding after all...
     
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  3. Carrie

    Carrie Multimodder

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    Either you didn't read the OP or **** me you're weird :worried:
     
  4. Journeyer

    Journeyer Minimodder

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    Oh I'm just expressing my concern for, and willingness to help out, a fellow bit-techer in need. Surely yoghurt is something best enjoyed while shared, and as the bit-tech community is famous for pooling its resources when needed, then this should be no different.
     
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  5. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    There is a joke in there somewhere.... but I am afraid to mention the B-word here... :p
     
  6. Carrie

    Carrie Multimodder

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    No comment on the above ;) It was your "yoghurt of choice" that made me stop and think either you're uniquely endowed or you have damn good friends :hehe:
     
  7. Jaybles

    Jaybles What's a Dremel?

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    How did I only just find this? o_O I've been slacking!

    On a side note: Oh Dear
     
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  8. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    With all the debating that goes on around here, I've considered this place a mas-debating forum for a while... why not make it official, eh?

    We could call it the Bit-tech Yoghurt Giveaway
     
  9. niro

    niro What's a Dremel?

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    have to say this thread made me laugh, but its also seriouz bizzness! As I too have split some 'yoghurt' on my chair a few times, and simple attempts to clean it have made it worse
     
  10. el2k

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    Just read the whole thread at work... many strange looks as I'm sat here giggling away like a 12year old. Pricless. +rep sir!

    On topic though, I have dropped many a spoonful of yoghurt on my PC chair, however being leather it's a simple wipe-clean jobby with a damp cloth.

    Invest in a new chair my friend!
     
  11. Throbbi

    Throbbi What's a Dremel?

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    After reading through this i cannot offer help for the cleaning but i can make a suggestion which will prevent any future incidents.

    This, not worn around the neck. It should cope with any, umm, excessive 'activia'-tion and prevent it from becoming another cleaning issue.
    [​IMG]

    P.S. The picture also displays the perfect facial expression for if caught.
     
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  12. spaceman1

    spaceman1 What's a Dremel?

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    small amount of biological washing powder gets rid of most biological fluids Ie yoghurt, and chowder:naughty:
     
  13. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    Stop being a ***** and man up!!

    Leave it there and as soon as the woman comes in stand up straight look her directly in the eye, declare proudly you have graced the surface of her sofa with your 'yoghurt' and will not be cleaning it up....

    Once she castrates you with one swift swing of those claws girls spend so much time taking care of there will no longer be a problem in the future.

    Good luck
     
  14. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    If the circumstances were as you have assumed then I think I would support your suggestion.

    However, allow me to clarify using the equivalent confrontation:

    Hmmm.
     
  15. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    The dog from Van Wilder should sort you out.
     
  16. Throbbi

    Throbbi What's a Dremel?

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    I think i just puked a little remembering that.
     
  17. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    You sure you havent mistaken your yoghurt with chocolate sauce?
     
  18. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    Lulz

    Maybe they have some form of stationary item that could replace the claws or female fury?

    Hole punch, Stapler, Scissors? :hehe:
     
  19. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    I'm calling BS, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!11111
     
  20. TheKrumpet

    TheKrumpet Once more, into the breach!

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    Dude.... ewwww :eyebrow:
     
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