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Education Yoghurt advice

Discussion in 'General' started by Porkins' Wingman, 26 Oct 2011.

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  1. noizdaemon666

    noizdaemon666 I'm Od, Therefore I Pwn

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    Well avoided :thumb: However it should have ended thus:

    Her: You guys are weird.

    You/Me (depending who's talking lol): Yeah, but you love it.

    *random romantic mumblings and touchy feelyness*

    *Retire to yoghurt chair*

    *Engage yoghurt engine and set thrusters to full!*

    This, my dear friend, would probably have covered up the entire stain depending on how the yoghurt engine and thrusters are positioned :D
     
  2. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    It's a great suggestion but with one minor oversight. She is 8 months pregnant and barely fits in the room where the chair is, let alone in/on the chair.
     
  3. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    But I through yoghurt was supposed to stop you from getting bloated?
     
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  4. noizdaemon666

    noizdaemon666 I'm Od, Therefore I Pwn

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    The only way forward is to buy a ladyboy to participate in above suggestion. Then the stain will be gone and no one will any the wiser :worried:
     
  5. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    Seriously noiz, I'm sure you remember the only solution is big Mike. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Snubbs

    Snubbs CustomPC Migration victim....

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    This was the 'icing' on the cake for me. Good show good fella. :clap:
     
  7. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    The bit I forgot to mention in that abridged transcript is that when telling her the photos were to put on Bit-tech I said something like "...it's full of losers who post pictures of their desks and **** - they love this sort of stuff".

    Obviously that was the spin I was putting on it for her benefit, I luvs the 'Post your desktop' thread, honest :worried:
     
  8. hirezo

    hirezo Minimodder

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    CILLIT BAAAANG!
     
  9. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    another thread revival by hirezo

    has your account been hijacked lol
     
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  10. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    Funny this should get revived, as something happened yesterday that made me think about posting to it.

    You see, as well as working at home, I work in an office too, and yesterday I was at the office. And I spilt some yoghurt... on my chair. True story.
     
  11. noizdaemon666

    noizdaemon666 I'm Od, Therefore I Pwn

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    How the holy f*** did you do that at the office!?!?!?!?
     
  12. mikeyman198

    mikeyman198 Lets pretend this is hilarious.

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    He's secretly a ninja.
     
  13. noizdaemon666

    noizdaemon666 I'm Od, Therefore I Pwn

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    A ninja wouldn't get it on the chair, he'd get it IN the secretary ;)
     
  14. mikeyman198

    mikeyman198 Lets pretend this is hilarious.

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    Not if he doesn't want another child ;)
     
  15. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    is your wife/fiancee on i need to direct her to this post :D
     
  16. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    Got the profile.
     
  18. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    shes been on today, someones going to be in trouble!!
     
  19. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    Expect noiz's face when he returns home one day, she's fuming, and she asks:

    'WHO THE F**K IS THIS "BIG MIKE" THAT YOU SLEPT WITH?!?!? AND WHO'S BLAZZA?!?! AND EVO?!?!?'
     
  20. fuus

    fuus Rocking All Year Christmas

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    I think i just wet myself with laughter.....
     
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