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LOL Your best joke

Discussion in 'General' started by sotu1, 22 Aug 2008.

  1. sotu1

    sotu1 Ex-Modder

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    Ok, it's been a bit of a crappy day for me, mostly because my hayfever is being really really horrendous. Let's brighten things up with your best jokes! Your finest one liners or ditties that promise a laugh!

    I'd tell you mine, but the record length for telling this joke is 17 minutes long and really isn't actually all that funny! (involves a clown and a school of wit, some of you know it i'm sure!)
     
  2. Clocked

    Clocked Yar! It be drivin' me nuts...

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    If I could be bothered posting it I'd show you the purple joke part 1 and 2, but I'm sure you'll be able to google them anyway...


    also if you do look them up don't start hunting me with pitchforks etc.
     
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  3. yatesy

    yatesy New Member

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    Noooooooo, not the clown joke! Please no!

    :p
     
  4. ElThomsono

    ElThomsono Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?

    He got the sack.
     
  5. sotu1

    sotu1 Ex-Modder

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    haha! but i love this joke! people get so involved and the audience gets so enthralled! but the punch line....OH the punchline!
     
  6. Rum&Coke

    Rum&Coke New Member

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    Gary Glitter in Heathrow: "Hello, Hello, Its good to be back"

    actually kind of ****, but relavant
     
  7. yatesy

    yatesy New Member

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    Tell me about it, the first time i heard it i was really getting into it - i was sold hook, line and sinker!
    Needless to say, the punchline sure got me.
     
  8. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    I only have dead baby jokes in my 'joke' database >.>
     
  9. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    A South African took 2 gold medals at the Olympics yesterday morning.
    They caught him at the gate...

    Lame, i know... but it's pretty much the most P.C. joke i know...
     
  10. Xtrafresh

    Xtrafresh It never hurts to help

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    Fire yesterday at a cemetary in gloustershire. Authorities are reporting 80 deaths.

    ...

    badabumm...
     
  11. EnglishLion

    EnglishLion working for the good of mankind...

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

    He sold his soul to Santa...
     
  12. mansueto

    mansueto Too broke to mod

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    Your face...

    Just kidding
     
  13. Major

    Major Guest

    Knock Knock, Who is there? Yo Momma from 8pm - 12pm.
     
  14. C-Sniper

    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    Do you know what you say if someone asks if you are ticklish? Either way you know that they are going to touch you. So i respond with "I have diarrhea, and yes i am very ticklish"

    Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts.
     
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    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?


    :confused:



    "Make me one with everything."

    :hehe:
     
  16. modgodtanvir

    modgodtanvir Prepare - for Mortal Bumbat!

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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    Badum Tch!
     
  17. badders

    badders Neuken in de Keuken

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

    He opened a warehouse.


    Groan.
     
  18. mansueto

    mansueto Too broke to mod

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    A boy walks down the hall because he hears a noise. He peaks inside and see's his parents his parents in bed. The boy then says "And she yells at me for sucking my thumb."
     
  19. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Why don't ponies make good public speakers?

    Because they're a little horse!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    Ouch! :duh:
     

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