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LOL Your new housemate

Discussion in 'General' started by rainbowbridge, 16 Oct 2011.

  1. rainbowbridge

    rainbowbridge Well-Known Member

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  2. Jumeira_Johnny

    Jumeira_Johnny 16032 - High plains drifter

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    I'd answer this in a minute, except I'm a perv........and happily married.
     
  3. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    I hope you meant housemate, as hosemate gives a totally different impression! :eek:
     
  4. felix the cat

    felix the cat Spaceman Spiff

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    and the commute might be a bit of a killer! ;)
     
  5. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

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  6. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    Could be dangerous, if she is very hot and sleeping right next to you it could be very... difficult, to get sleep and stuff- and with only one bedroom... :p

    Brave girl though, essentially advertising on gumtree for a single man to share her bed with :)
     
  7. Jumeira_Johnny

    Jumeira_Johnny 16032 - High plains drifter

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    What could possibly go wrong, amiright?:thumb:
     
  8. Zener Diode

    Zener Diode User Title

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    Does saying no pervs make it any less likely that pervs will respond? Oh look, a girl who wants to share her bed, Me_Gusta.jpg, oh wait, no pervs. Damn!

    Anyways, shes probably either really weird or else it's big Mike.
     
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  9. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    You, my man (as in accordance with rule #30), have just won the internet.
     
  10. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    Please put a "u" in the thread title. PLEASE.

    Anyway, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to move to London. Brb, going to pack! :D
     
  11. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    This is perfect for me I live in London and can spend time over at hers as well as with te family I going to have my cake and eat it
     
  12. Yeoo

    Yeoo Active Member

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    Someone needs to reply to the add and get a picture!
     
  13. Pieface

    Pieface Well-Known Member

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    If you do it guys, buy a safe.
     
  14. bulldogjeff

    bulldogjeff The modding head is firmly back on.

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    Well I'm the one she doesn't want, i stay up late come in drunk and play computer games and I suppose you can add perv to the list aswell...lol

    Maybe I should apply.
     
  15. Zener Diode

    Zener Diode User Title

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    Thank you Sir, I am most honored :cooldude: .

    :D :lol:
     
  16. MrDomRocks

    MrDomRocks Well-Known Member

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    I can see the news headline, house mate found via gumtree found hacked to death in his sleep!

    Sent from Bittech Android app
     
  17. thehippoz

    thehippoz New Member

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    I knew a girl with this exact setup.. we used to have get togethers before the club and sometimes after over at her apartment.. she was really good looking and I remember the first time I seen the arrangement with her roommate- I just assumed he was gay

    found out later he wasn't.. one time spent the night over there and his fish tank needed a good cleaning.. it was bugging me when I woke up hungover so I cleaned the filter out before he got up.. it was funny- he never forgot that and always brought it up after

    I think there was something going on with those two though.. something just wasn't right.. unless they were vampires

    she went out with 2 of my friends but in the end lost touch with her.. I remember she liked me, even snuck in my bed once after I came home from a wedding.. but I just couldn't get over the live in guy friend

    I could just picture him swinging upside down from a swingbar naked, then she comes home and gets some of that too :worried:
     
  18. erratum1

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    First night......

    Girl- "there's something hard sticking in me"
     
  19. Showerhead

    Showerhead New Member

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    I see someone has already come to the obvious conclusion that this is big mike in disguise.
     
  20. murraynt

    murraynt Well-Known Member

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    Can't see this being true at all.. Who would be stupid enough to put them selves out like that?
     

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