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Discussion in 'General' started by talladega, 27 Jul 2010.

  1. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    What kinda bears do you have around there? Black bears?
     
  2. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    I was driving home today when i pulled up at some lights, 2 pakistani women (older women) ran up to my car all smiles with arms in the air shouting something along the lines of PRAISE ALLAH and started washing the windows of my car. This is surreal I thought, but I let them continue anyway.

    now id seen this sort of thing before in the movies but I never expected it in Birmingham of all places so I kinda knew what was coming next.

    sure enough when they were done they came to the driver window and the one put her hand out expecting coin for services rendered. I put my shades and said to her "it looks like we've got, a clean getaway" before low-fiving her and shouting "YEEAAAAHHHH!" and driving off on green lights.

    just wish I had the who in the car at the time.
     
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  3. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    double post fail, damn your database backup!
     
  4. Cptn-Inafinus

    Cptn-Inafinus Member

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    I actually choked on my pasta. That is the best thing I have read in days!
     
  5. PureSilver

    PureSilver E-tailer Tailor

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    Seems appropriate!
     
  6. Psycho

    Psycho Average

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    I, for one, approve that kind of response.
     
  7. pimonserry

    pimonserry sounds like a party.

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    Oh man, I think we have a winner.

    However, is low-fiving not also euphemism for
    masturbation
    where you come from?
     
  8. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Oh man... You are my hero.
     
  9. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    I dont hang out with social sloth so I dont know.
     
  10. Thacrudd

    Thacrudd Where's the any key?!?

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    Yeppers. They don't get too big, normally. If one starts to come towards you just drop something and they'll mess with it for a while. They are used to trash around all the overnight rental cabins here.
     
  11. thehippoz

    thehippoz New Member

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    lol gunsmith.. I usually give them a couple coins from the drink tray- but I've never seen praise allah xD
     
  12. format

    format New Member

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    A friend and I in high school made a batch file that used cmd to send 'kirkwood loves the dick' every 0.5 second to every computer on the network. (Kirkwood was the name of our headmistress)
    The network and computers couldn't cope with the strain and crashed, big time.

    Best part was, we used another person's network account so we never got caught :D
     
  13. Byron C

    Byron C No liability accepted as a result of this post

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    Popping the keys off keyboards in work and re-arranging them is always a favourite of mine. You'd be surprised how hard it is to come up with abusive phrases and swearwords when you can only use each letter once.
     
  14. Salty Wagyu

    Salty Wagyu moo

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    I got trolled RL by this guy after he made this discovery:

     

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