Other Flatulence-filtering underwear

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Now, back to activated carbon butt plugs or whatever we were talking about.

 

Damn. Missed un-moderated Shirty. I suspect I know what it said, though...

 

Can we get back to the question of your modelling a pair of these under garments?

 

You should be able to get some reasonably priced part used ones.

 

You could sell him some of yours

 

Completely worn out after just a few hours.

 

As much use as a colander, I guess.

 

Definitely no good for liquified gas.

 

Send me some (new ones) and I'll model them for you all.

I could give them to my brother to test, as we've been considering getting them for him... Damn protein shakes.


Also found this on their webpage...

 

Hhhhggggnnnnnn?

 

As an actual fart commander I distain anything which can filter my emissions. Butt catalytic converters removes the fun of decent effluent.

May I suggest spicing up your routine, for instance I let out a decent one while I was doing the typical man thing whilst waiting for dinner. Thats right I was standing with the fridge door open. As I allowed for trouser seepage, I realised upon something. I can trap my farts in cupboards.

After I recovered the hearing after my girlfriend discovered that I tainted her yoghurt with what can only be described as the offgas from the mixing of rotten vegetables, beer and lower intestines you can trap farts in cupboards at work, so when unsuspecting individuals open it, the **** smell envelopes them.

 

And that was wearing them on your head

 

Nice one

 

So I emailed the link to my mum.

She's ordered a 3 pack for my (protein shake drinking rugby playing) little brother.

I will report back.

 

Who added Blazingsaddles as a tag? I hate that nickname.