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edit - I hate the person above me because they write cryptic things that I misunderstand, causing me to make an ass of myself.

 

I hate the person above because I prefer fried_elephant

 

I hate the person above me because java (the programming language, not the island ) sucks!

 

I hate the person above me because Xmas is over and his picture still has a santa hat on it!!

 

I hate the person above me because cookie monster is not devouring that cookie like a cookie monster should

 

I hate ther person above me because his blog isn't up-to-date...

 

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!

 

I hate talladega for breaking the combo


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amen.

 

I hate the person above because the avatar is dated (Patrick/Sparta is soooo 2009) and because of the suspiciously high rep count. I smell foul play...

EDIT: Ninjaed...

Which is why I hate the person above...

 

I hate the person above me because he edits his post.

 

I hate the person above me because all three links in his sig point to same picture!

 

I hate the person above me because he links xbox live in his sig.

 

I hate the person above me because HE WAS PHONE

 

*derail*

what the hell?! how am I a phone

 

I dislike the person above because they took my car and drove it back to 1955, believing me to have been shot and killed by Libyan terrorists. Without even stopping to check my pulse or anything.

The butthole then when and got run over by his mum's dad after scaring his own dad away when he found him spying on his mum-to-be. With the space time continuum already knocked out of whack, he proceeds to endanger us all by having his own mother fall in love with him. With events going dangerously Episode IV with an oedipean twist, he tracked down an earlier version of myself in order to save the future, thus dragging more people into his personal quantum event.

After agreeing that his mum looked a lot like Lea Thompson, my earlier self persuaded him that it might be a good idea for us all if he somehow fixed it so his mother and father fell in love and eventually did the horizontal hoedown that produced him and his siblings, thus saving the future.

Long story short. He got his dad to knock out a dude, his mum to play tonsil hockey with his dad and then proceeded to rickroll the Enchantment Under the Sea high school dance. With that out of the way, his thoughts turned to getting back to 1985.

Yeah, muggins here had to rig up the lighting array to harness enough power to launch a DeLorean through time. Have you ever been that close to a lighting strike? It ****ing hurts, is all I'm saying. Anyway, it worked, he appears back in the future, just after the terrorists leave and runs over to my body to find me still alive. Give it up for the bullet proof vest.

Although this was a triumph, and I did make a note (huge success) we did not have cake. Due to his time shifting shenanigans, a few key things have changed. In the original timeline Fermi was released a decade ago, Paris Hilton was never born and the Matrix sequels were never filmed. Asshat.

 

i hate the person above me because he had no cake.

 

I don't like the person above because he's from somewhere closer to the netherlands than I am...

 

I hate the person above because for a brief second, I thought his current post-count (1573) was prime.

 

I hate the person above me for being a maths-geek.

 

I hate the person above me because he double posted.