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LOL Just For Laughs. Jokes & Gags

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    "Doctor, doctor - I think I'm a moth!"

    "Ah, you don't need me. You need a psychiatrist."

    "I know, but I was passing and your light was on."
     
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    I was staggering home from the pub the other night and I saw a naked Dalek tied to a lamppost. I said to him "You look a bit messed up, mate".
    He said "I know, mate - it's me stag do. I'm miles away from home and they've left me".
    I said "Ah, mate. Where you from?"
    He said "Devon, mate" so I said "Whereabouts, mate?"
    He said
    "Exeter, mate! Exeter, mate! Exeter ,mate!"

    Sorry.....
     

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