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Discussion in 'General' started by Blazza181, 17 Aug 2011.

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  1. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    half empty packet of Hula Hoops and decided to ask the looter inside for a nice cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot.
     
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  2. Blazza181

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    And then, Maggie Thatcher flies in, and whacks that looter with her briefcase.
     
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  3. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    This was like something out of one of Boris' adolescent dreams - for years he had yearned to feel Maggie's inner thigh caress his cheek and now this was his chance. without a word he...
     
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  4. klaxxon

    klaxxon What's a lemerd?

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    began sweating profusely. Getting on all fours and growling like a puppy caught in a rainstorm.
     
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  5. DXR_13KE

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    and he... jizzed... in... his pants...

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. klaxxon

    klaxxon What's a lemerd?

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    Rolling about in his own *****, he took off his underwear, put them on his head and said....
     
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  7. DXR_13KE

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    "I'M SPUNKMAN!"
     
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  8. Yorkie

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    and he... jizzed... in... his pants...

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    Lol :-D
     
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    Wondering how on earth he jizzed in his pants, as he had just taken them off, Boris realises that he has just created a paradox, as soon as GLADoS breaks through the ceiling.
     
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  10. klaxxon

    klaxxon What's a lemerd?

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    "You stupid, sticky, stinky human. Are you ready for your next trial?" GLADos asked over his womanly shrieking.
     
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  11. Yorkie

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    We realise that
    she is in potato form and that we need to stop wheatley
    :{P
     
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    Then Boris shrieks "SPACE! SPACE!!! SPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCEEeeeeEEEeeeeEEEeEEe!!!1!!!"
     
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  13. klaxxon

    klaxxon What's a lemerd?

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    GLADos began laughing manically at this, as she transformed from a potato into a cat with a poptart body.
     
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    Then this woman runs in crying:

     
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  15. klaxxon

    klaxxon What's a lemerd?

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    Our hero suddenly pulls out his pistol and put 6 in her chest before blinking an eye. "I have just strengthened the human race...."
     
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    ..."but I shall make it my mission to save all those lost and lonely cats without owners, and without HUGS.' Our hero proceeds to...
     
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    Get his cheese from the fridge and leave the house ready for his new mission.
     
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    Immediately, Basement Cat pops out, saying that he must be looked after. Boris replies "No. That is for Gaddafi to do. I am not evil enough." before returning home, and taking considering just how many women he had boned that day.:worried:
     
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  19. klaxxon

    klaxxon What's a lemerd?

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    He found out, sadly enough, that the number was devastatingly low. Zero actually, as he was so disgustingly hideous, he is turned down by blowup dolls.
     
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    Only his left hand would have him, his right hand rejected him and wandered off into the sunset.
     
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