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LOL Tinder confusion.....

Discussion in 'General' started by Boscoe, 16 May 2015.

  1. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    Well as long as it doesn't turn out to be a heavy-set dude wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a meat cleaver - else you might have to re-evaluate your definition of 'fun' in this instance.
     
  2. Kronos

    Kronos Multimodder

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    I think it is also fair to say that if "Hey xxxxx, I see we've been matched on Tinder - where shall I book for the wedding?"...... is an example of a good chat up line then someone is sadly delusional. But to be fair I shall ask some of my gransdsons many young lady freinds and see if any of them are impressed with this line.
     
  3. Parge

    Parge the worst Super Moderator

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    OK, but just bear in mind that I'm a cross between Ryan Gosling, Clooney and Pitt.
     
  4. ferret141

    ferret141 Minimodder

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    I think Parge you need to give Kronos your Tinder pic to go with your line.
     
  5. Yariko

    Yariko What's a Dremel?

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    My advice to everyone using Tinder: Delete it, for good, never look at it again.

    You can thank me later, maybe...
     
  6. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    What I always failed on, chat up lines, never had any...
    Worked out somehow in the end, but it took ages.

    What, people looking that OLD use online-dating? :D
     
  7. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    I got chatting with a bird on Tinder last year. Her pic was cute so I went with it to begin with, but within about 12 hours she'd sent me a message that just said "What are you doing?" and I deleted it immediately afterwards. It felt like she'd already become dependent on me... after 12 hours. Tinder may or may not be a useful way to score a cheap lay, but I would have misgivings about using it for anything else.
     
  8. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    About 30£ upwards (if I'm informed correctly) :naughty:

    I'll get my coat. :D
     
  9. Yadda

    Yadda Minimodder

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    Bad chat up lines are brilliant. Delivered skillfully, few things are as effective and they have the added bonus of instantly weeding out the humour vaccums. :)
     
  10. Almightyrastus

    Almightyrastus On the jazz.

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    Big Mike?


    Although I hear that it isn't a cleaver that he brandishes... :worried:
     

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