Photos Under Your Keyboard's Keys (Warning: Not for the squeamish)

crisps and pubes

awesome.

mines a little grubby when i look at it, its a old style ibm so keys just pop off just takes about a hour too get them all back on in the right order

 

If it's a Model M, you sir win.

 

+1

So much easier to clean too, just wipe it down!

 

If you look under the keys of your so called "godly" Apple keyboard, there will be **** 'n' grub too. It just won't be in large quantities. And the risk of getting a serious bacterial infection will be larger since the space is smaller, and therefore warmer and darker.

 

Typing on almost the exact same thing here

Epic mirror/photobooth setup cheesecake.

 

that sir, is disgusting!

 

No bacteria can live in mine! Too many daily applications of Guinness!

 

I am studying biotechnology in high school, I might ask our teachers whether we can use Guinness as agar. It might work well. If I get it done I'll be sure to post the results here

 

Don't tell the Harp people if it works! Keep making the beverages.

 

I don't think the bacteria will like the alcohol in the guiness.

But if you do it, remember to mix with some agarose so it can set into a jelly!! Also streak carefully and well!

 

Guinness is actually sex in a pint glass

Guinness with blackcurrant given to the right girl guarantees sex without the pint glass


EDIT: Sorry to kill the dream, but I tried making Guinness jelly and it doesn't set properly

 

How do you make Guinness jelly. Mine just goes from glass to stomach. Am I missing a step?

 

John, here's my recipe...

*, You add blackcurrant jelly solution to a bowl already filled with Guinness, *, put on a dish, put the bowl in the fridge, drink the Guinness that spilt out onto the dish, and don't eat it until it's been in there for a few days*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*,*...

*, Take it out and it should have set properly... then enjoy it

Note, at every '*', have another Guinness

...*

 

Until over 9000?

 

Anyone else finding those mac keyboards even more disgusting than the OP's?
I know I am.

Horrible things to type on.

Each to their own and all that, but I'd rather clean 'hand salsa' out of my Saitek keyboard than type on keys with barely any travel and atypical sizing/layout.
I'm not as vehemently anti-mac as many others on this forum, but I really can't stand their mice or keyboards.

The mac keyboards with the clear shell and huge spacing between the keys and the plastic surface (ie; the conceptual opposite of the ones posted earlier in the thread) are by far the most disgusting-looking keyboards once they've seen some use in a school or university, though.

The worst of both worlds!

 

+1

Oh god, I need to snap some pics of the ones in my high school's library.. Enough hair to make a wig, enough crumbs to feed a hungry family, etc.

 

Exactly...

And how do I get under my keys??? Hmm? I'm not going to completely take it apart just to look under the keys. Besides, the little amount that gets under there it far less then that of what is under a conventional keyboard. Seriously, if I eat chips at m desk with both keyboards, I can ake the apple keyboard, blow it off and wipe it off with a rage or wipe or something and its clean, the other keyboard (take my G11 for example) would require a can of air, a couple of bleach wipes and all the keys being popped off.

lol

 

That's one hell of muck.

 

This is why I've never opened mine up.