Apologies if this rather elderly article is a repost (a quick search didn't find it) but it's still seriously funny... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/t...e-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html
'I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about. Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this.' The best analogy I've ever heard!
Love it Favourite quote 'I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert? '
"When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese." That and the preceding paragraph had me in absolute stitches.
cat vomit starter eh, seriously i thought that was a cheese salad gone mouldy and cornflakes in rancid milk.
