LOL The CK posts a youtube video thread.

Come on Buddy.

Spoiler

He OWNED Billion DUDE with Bullion Guns fly from every ware and he got 1 shot only

, Do you call that Horrible acting... come on be fair

 

And realise that spoiler tags don't hide anything when people hover over the thread title in forum view...

 

I liked how the keyboard letters flew together to say that. That was neat. Also, I fancy the idea of driving a Viper on rims, that just sounds like easily controllable fun. But it was nice to see one used in a car chase. but next time i buy my new "fast car" I'll just get a panel van like in the movie.

 

That is not acting. That is visual effects.

Wossisfaces constant yelping and screaming was so cringe inducing at times.

 

The only movie worse then this was Ghosts of Mars. I cried because I will never get that time back. Outside of the keyboard scene, and AJ, the movie was crap. Who ever edited this movie was on crack, the cuts and scenes made almost no sense. 4 times I had to lean over and ask my wife if she knew what the hell was going on. 4 times she shrugged her shoulders and reminded me how much I owed her for dragging her to see it. Hell, even Hitman had more of a plot line. And that is saying a lot. I was surprised that the acting was crap, and how low Morgan Freeman has sunk. I guess he and AJ had to pay rent or something. They took what could have been 2 good action movies with a complex story line, hacked it up and hot glued it together into something a 12yo on acid would enjoy. Shame and a waste.

-5/10 and I want my money back.

 

That's assuming that there was a plot, and that it can be spoiled...

Yeah, that was my impression when I saw the trailer. Anything that has Angelina Jolie wielding guns or glorifying assassination gets an automatic Fail from me.

 

I hate Angelina Jolie with a passion

 

COME ONE she is a sexy woman. Why do you guys hate her.. and hate the movie, this sux it was fun to watch...

 

AJ used to be damned attaractive but now she looks just too skinny and I HATE tatoos!!.

Loved the keyboard smack, funniest bit in the film for me.

This film simply seemed like an excuse to hang together a bunch of action sequences, simple popcorn fun - essentially chewing gum for the eyes. Entertaining enough but I doubt I'd by it on DVD. Although the train crash was really spectacular, easily the best acton sequence in the film.

 

It looked cool, but when it was happening I was thinking... "So did everyone else on that train just die or something? Not very assassin like behaviour!"

 

no she's not

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3146618880/nm0001401

she looks like she could be my mom ffs !

 

Tastes vary. Someone disliking what you like is not a criticism on your taste --just a difference of opinion.

 

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OI! I liked Ghosts of Mars

 

LOL! I just fall in love in this movie and with AJ I wish if she can marry me

BTW I don't have tattoos and I'm not going to get one. but the tattoos she had in the movie was sexy and her hand art complete the gun art

 

Where does your mum live again?



/inappropriate comment of the day.

 

Is it me, or is her face slowly slipping down the front of her skull... Perhaps she needs some clothes pegs to tighten things up again

 

Re the train crash and non assasin like behaviour, I thought it was the train guard/ticket inspector that pulled the emergency cord and the train jack-knifed because of it. The uncharacteristic behaviour was more liklely to be the gunfights in the middle of the busy carriages and crashing a Lada into the side of the train - so much for subtle and discrete!

Re AJ, That's what I meant about her being too skinny, her cheeks seem to be collapsing and making her cheekbones stick out (of course that could be down to lighting and make-up) and her arms look like sticks. I guess I just don't find painfully thin women attractive, shame though as I used to think she was super hot. Did I mention my intense dislike of tattoos?

 

You guys just said exactly what I also think is wrong with her. I don't like ill-looking skinny women. I am the type of guy who thought Renée Zellweger was hot in Jerry Maguire in 96 when she actually had MEAT on her bones.

You would absolutely go nuts over her in Bridget Jones' Diaries, then.

EDIT: D'oh! Sorry Ghys, hit the Edit button instead of the quote, and thus ruined your post. Sorry...

 

lol